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Moe: I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.
Moe Szyslak: Four guys, a chick and a noose. Just like the kind of movies I like.
Moe: Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
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All the suggestions were pretty good. I'm reposting so we could use them for future threads.
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