Alright, I now present to you the madlib! 
I think it's pretty awesome. 
I had to change a few things to make it work with some of the words, but other than that, I'm liking it. Thanks for your words, ladies! 
Enjoy! (P.S. I don't know how I feel about Francis's crime! 
)
Monday Madlib
Original Scene:
FRANCIS: What can I do for you? Are you cold? I'll fetch you a blanket.
MARY: I should have known those weren't our guards.
FRANCIS: Mary, you were startled in the dead of night. There were three armed men against you. Please don't torment yourself. I'm so sorry that this happened. That my choices brought this violence into our home.
MARY: Don't blame yourself for the actions of evil people. We've disagreed about tolerance, but you were just doing what you believed was right, what you thought was best for France.
FRANCIS: No. I wasn't doing what I believed was right or what I thought was best. I made choices... under pressure from another. I was being blackmailed.
MARY: Blackmailed? For what?
FRANCIS: I killed my father at the joust. He was a threat to France, to you.
MARY: Oh, my God.
FRANCIS: It was regicide.
MARY: Francis, who found out the truth?
FRANCIS: Narcisse.
New Scene:
FRANCIS: What can I do for you? Are you
flirty? I'll fetch you
some jeans.
MARY: I should have known those weren't our
lips.
FRANCIS: Mary, you were startled in the dead of night. There were three armed
kittens against you. Please don't
slap yourself. I'm so sorry that this happened. That my choices brought this
orgy into our home.
MARY: Don't blame yourself for the actions of
flamboyant babies. We've disagreed about
ice cream cones, but you were just doing what you believed was right, what you thought was best for
ninjas.
FRANCIS: No. I wasn't doing what I believed was right or what I thought was best. I made
pickles... under pressure from another. I was being
jiggled.
MARY:
Jiggled? For what?
FRANCIS: I
licked my
booty on
National Hug Your Cat Day. It was a threat to
ninjas, to you.
MARY: Oh, my God.
FRANCIS: It was
Grand Theft Cake.
MARY: Francis, who found out the truth?
FRANCIS:
Stinkbelch Scumspawn the Stealthy.