PLEASE DONT POST DIRECT SPOILERS FROM ANY SEASON 3 EPISODE- some people do not want to be spoiled for any of the episodes
OFFICIAL THREAD PICTURE
THE CHANNEL 7 MONKEYS
With the possibility of a convention: Vote Here and
Here.
THE AUSSIE FANS just post your details to be added
-Jen- (aka Aussie Angel, aka AA, aka Thread Magic Woman (Tm Sage) )
Sage (aka Kez)
Aussie Gal (aka AG.)
Riss (aka Nikki)
SweetAngel86 (aka Paula)
Muldz (aka pimpdaddy)
p&j =true luv (aka Kylie)
Ellie
eM_au (aka Em)
Jira Moon (aka Julianne)
Zira
roxygurl (aka Roxy)
Intel
jengarnerfan (aka Jesse)
~*coconut ice*~ (aka Tina)
sidera
chikee
foreva_99 (aka Bel)
Slay me Buffy
Crazy Gurl
Shell_belle
pleadinginsanity (aka Alli)
Javiebot (aka Tanya)
The True Cat
100%_Tara_Fan (aka Johnny)
Messed up Girl
Boy Scout 4 Mountaineer (aka Vanessa or Ness)
Can't Behr 2 B Without Josh (aka Kimberley)
Norz aka Naureen
Redfire (aka Vanessa)
* Linda * (aka Linda)
OUR OATH: By Nik
Gutter gutter gutter,
Oh how we love thee,
Spending time talking dirty,
But only ever about Varty,
Gutter gutter gutter,
Oh how we worship thee.
OUR SONG: dont even ask how we (Jen and Kez) came up with this [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
Mr VAR-tan
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
VAR-tan, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream.
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
VAR-tan, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream.
Mr. VAR-tan (Yes?) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr VAR-tan, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr VAR-tan, bring us, please, please, please
Mr VAR-tan, bring us a dream.
THE AUSSIE DICTIONARY idea blatantly stolen from the Gilmore Girls thread
Boobie pic: Jen showing us some [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] see picture
Brittany the post count cheerleader: Brittany is our bimbo cheerleader, who cheers us on to bring up our post count see Brittany
Don Burke: tv personality, likes to shovel manure (see picture below) and bribe ozTam for good ratings see picture
Hot Spydaddy: pretty self explanatory, our very own spydaddy Victor Garber, looking, well.. hot [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img] see picture
lusty white shirt pic: picture of varty looking as spunky as ever..see picture
Pimp: a word to describe the promotion of something eg: we need to pimp Alias
Play Pics: pictures showing Varty worn out from playing with us girls too much see picture
Slashy love pic: a pic showing the [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] between 2 males see example here
Smokin' pics: a pic showing the smoking hotness between two males playin with their balls see example here
Varty Party: a time of celebration where a series of varty pics are posted
THE KVB 10 COMMANDMENTS
When is Alias Airing ??
Currently episodes are airing on Mondays at 8:30 on Channel 7
When will Alias DVD's be released ??
The Alias Season One DVD's have been released are on sale now at stores like
Ezy-dvd.com.au, HMV, Big W (I think), Sanity.
We're just waiting on news of the release of Season 2 Dvd's.
Where can i get some cool picture of all those hunky people on Alias ??
well, the best place to go is
Alias-Media if you want Jennifer Garner pics try
jen-garner.net Another great site is
The Vartan Ho's
SOME FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is the KVB ??
The KVB is a cult type group started by Jen, Sage and Nikki, it stands for the Kinky Varty Buddies
Can I join the KVB
Absolutely, all that is required is the worshipping of Varty, and please abide by our 10 commandments.
Just who is Pablo Pacino? And why the heck is he in all your thread titles?
Ok, we'll try to explain this without sounding like total perverts, dont think thats gonna work though. Aaaanyway, so Jen and Sage were discussing possible ways we could see more of Varty naked. They finally came up with the idea that he needs to be in a film where he's naked for the entire time. Then they came up with a storyline, which we wont get into, but it turned into a porno and basically involves a mob boss who owns a hockey team, is a real badass, and whose name is Pablo Pacino (Jen came up with the name). They were cracking up over the name for hours so decided to use it at every opportunity. Anyway, we love Pablo so much now, that we decided to use his name in movie titles and use it as our thread titles. He is the pimp master of this thread.
Who is Ben?
Ben is the name Jen and Sage came up with to describe FF. They see FF as temperamental like a man and especially like the guy Ben from Big Brother 3.
Are you guys officially insane
Yes, yes we are.
* Feel free to give me some title suggestons [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
[ 05-05-2004: Message edited p&j =true luv ]