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SCENE 4: L’S CAR
Leonard is driving with Penny shotgun and Shamy in the back.
AMY- No traffic. We’re sailing.
SHELDON- Like we’re on a ship. Coming from Africa to America.
AMY- This is completely inappropriate. You can’t keep comparing yourself to a slave.
SHELDON- Yes, Miss Amy.
PENNY- (to Leonard) Why are you making such a big deal about this anyway.
SHELDON- Perhaps it’s because every time Leonard’s asked you to marry him you crush him like an insignificant insect yet you run off to Vegas and marry a moron like Zack Johnson on a whim. Just a thought.
LEONARD- You are taking care of this.
PENNY- Of course I will. Now can you let it go so we can just enjoy the holiday?
Amy leans forward with her iphone.
AMY- OK. I’ve looked up grounds for annulment. One: The marriage was not consummated.
Sheldon cracks up laughing.
SHELDON- Oh, please! This is Penny we’re talking about. This thing was consummated.
Leonard looks over at Penny. She looks away and out her window.
AMY- Two: Bigamy. You’re out of luck there unless you have another husband you’ve forgotten about. Three: At least one of the parties was not free to consent due to a lack of understanding as to the significance of the event.
SHELDON: Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner. Lack of understanding. That’s our Penny!
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