A Milhouse thread? Well all I can say is.....
MILHOUSE: Okay, so I made one bad decision.
BART: Oh, It's my fault for leaving you in charge. Sometimes I forget how young you are.
MILHOUSE: I'm only three months younger than you.
BART: Oh look, you're getting cranky - you haven't had your juice.
MILHOUSE: Well, my straw broke off in the carton... that's not the point! We're supposed to be partners, and you're pushing me around, like a play-school corn-popper.
BART: (sniggers) It's a vacuum cleaner, Milhouse.
MILHOUSE: Whatever! I demand respect! I have feelings! I'm a human boy, just like you!!
BART: Shhh. Use your indoor voice.
