#01 Boxed wine
Because he remembers boxed wine being her Achilles heel, a ****ty Achilles high heel!





#02 Generic beer
Because his breath smells like generic beer!





#03 Gumbo pot
Because he made her gumbo!





#04 Pond
Because now she knows there's a snake in the water!






#05 Peanut butter
Because stupid peanut butter! He bets Dr. Perfect doesn't stick his fingers in the peanut butter jar!





#06 Pickles
Because she thought she'd get him those pickles he likes so much!





#07 Bandage
Because "you sure are taking your time with that bandage, doc"





#08 Barn
Because “Love the one you're stuck with!”





#09 Fuse box
Because he thinks her blowing the fusebox is a "mating call" !






#10 Marshmallows
Because it's almost been 24 hours since she had sex with him; it's either this or smoking!




#11 Video games
Because she knows this guy, kind of an amateur expert on happiness, and according to him,
playing video games like Halo actually increases people's overall levels of happiness!





#12 Plaid shirts
Because “What in the world are you wearing? Is that Wade's shirt?”





#13 Sex tape
Because she needs to make sure that the wireless video camera works!





#14 Spanking
Because no spanking. Seriously, she doesn't believe in it!




#15 Black and White cookies
Because he baked her favorite things in the whole world!





#16 Picnic accessories
ELIMINATED Round 1



#17 Wicker chair
Because he just loves wicker!





#18 Cured sausages
Because she left a message on his machine and said she wanted cured sausage!





#19 Chicken noodle&crackers
Because it's how this works, right? She takes care of him, he takes care of her!





#20 Bar sign
Because she bought him a sign for his bar!

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