Cast;
Eric Forman - Topher Grace
Donna Pinciotti - Laura Prepon
Steven Hyde - Danny Masterson
Michael Kelso - Ashton Kutcher
Jackie Burkhart - Mila Kunis
Fez - Wilmer Valderrama
Red Foreman - Kurtwood Smith
Kitty Foreman - Debra Jo Rupp
Laurie Foreman - Lisa Robin Kelly
Bob Pinciotti - Don Stark
Midge Pinciotti - Tonya Roberts
Leo - Tommy Chong

Quotes;
Kitty Foreman: Have you ever baked a pie before?
Jackie Burkhart: No, I don't really cook much.
I kinda was just hoping to get by on my looks.

Steven Hyde: At parties like this Fez, you collect the
leftovers of all the unfinished drinks, and combine them to
form on giant, uber-drink. In this case,a Tom Wallbanger
Bloody Sunrise on the Beach.

Pastor Dave: Ok, Laurie, let's see what you have.
Laurie Foreman: [Laurie slowly puts three cards down
one at a time while smiling and glaring at Dave]
Pastor Dave: Six... six... six... Oh, well thank you for the
wonderful evening! I'll see you at church!

Michael Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym!
Steven Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Michael Kelso: Me!
Fez: Damn, and I had a quarter!

Eric: This is the best water heater ever. God bless us, every one.
Red Foreman: Do you know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch?
Eric: Because he had a smart mouth?
Red Foreman: That's right.

Micheal Kelso: BURN!

Previous Threads;
#1
#2: ...Hello Wisconsin!
# 3: Ahhh my eye!
#4: "Not the littlest hobo!!!"
#5: Panties! Glorious Panties!
#6: Because "guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the gym?" "Anyone with a quarter?"
#7: Because At Thanksgiving, Some People Bake Pies... They Bake Ourselves
#8 Because in Point Place, Carrots Grow on Trees and Rabbits Lay Their Eggs In the Wild
#10: Our House? Crappier. Our Son? Crappier. Our Stuffing? Better!