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Yeah they are, 
I found something on about.com and I thought it was very funny so I decided to post it here..
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Secrets of Data's Cat, Spot
10. Likes to torture Ensign Lo's Pekinese.
9. Enjoys the occasional sex change.
8. When alone, often retrieves fresh salmon from the replicator.
7. Keeps getting little dusty pawprints on Data's tricorders.
6. Slips through ventilation system, shimmies down to Level 36, then curls up in one of the radioactive exhaust manifolds in hopes of one day mutating into MegaSpot, Destroyer of Worlds.
5. Has a little robot mouse named "Data."
4. Plots the fall of the Romulan empire.
3. Totally paranoid will one day be possessed by the spirit of an alien dog.
2. Poops in paper bag, then sets bag on fire outside Picard's quarters, paws the doorbell and runs away.
1. Dreams of hunting tribbles.
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14. Resents unimaginative name, wonders how to tell Data his true name is "Zebulon."
13. Spies on the naughty goings-on of the Enterprise and slips back into Data's quarters to enter it all into a padd he uses as a kitty journal.
12. Sleeps on top of Picard's head at night, to keep it warm.
11. Likes to sneak into the holodeck and travel back to ancient Egypt where cats were suitably treated.
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