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Old 05-22-2012, 07:19 AM
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zmdr
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utah has so many good ones
My fav: jeannie's reaming of marty at the end.

J:Yes, I understand. And I also realise that that bad number might have sunk us.
M: You're goddamn right.
J: But the only reason that our asses are on the line, Marty, is because of YOU. Because you have so little control over your behavior, because you could not resist slapping around Greg Norbert's manhood, such as it is. YOU, are the only reason that this potential merger exists. And by the way, please let's stop kidding ourselves, it's not a merger, it's a goddamn acquisition. Now, now here comes the fun part: for me, whether I like it or not, my fortunes are tied to yours. Which means I'm also in the crosshairs... which means YOU dicked me over, *******. Ok? And you know what? Another thing. I might possibly be the last person on the planet who has known you longer than five minutes, and actually likes you, and all you do is **** on me. So you know what? **** you.
(replaces adorable sleep mask)
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