"I know ... I know I can trust you ... but you’re never going to trust them. I’m going to take you home, you’re going to forget I’m a vampire. You’ll remember you got sick with the flu, you had a fever, chills and ickiness and I made you soup and it was really salty and we bickered. You got better and then your selfish little daughter who loves you no matter what went right back to ignoring you and all is right in the world."