Credit to popcultaddict
Steve: Hey, D? Check this out. [to Johnny D] Hey you, why would you steal this?
Johnny D: I always wanted to go to Paris.
Danny: You—?
Steve: You know what, it’s a beautiful city and if you ever make it, you should get yourself a snow globe, because this is Seattle.
Danny: That’s the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower, you schmuck.
