Episodes 5 & 6

Please vote for your LEAST favorite Damon quote & don't forget to state your reason for your vote. The quote that gets FIVE votes first will be eliminated for that round, and then vote tally returns to zero.

Round 17



1)
Eliminated in Round 2

STEFAN: I've injected you with enough vervain to keep you weak. Once your circulation stops, I'll move you to the family crypt, and then in 50 years, we can reevaluate.
DAMON: I'm stronger than you think.
STEFAN: You always have been. But you're not stronger than the vervain. And we both know it. I'm sorry. Didn't have to be this way.

2)
Eliminated in Round 1

ZACH: But you don't visit, Damon. You appear, unannounced, reminding me that this isn't my house; that you're just permitting me to live here. Hell, that you're permitting me to live.
DAMON: Someone had to mow the lawn.

3)
Eliminated in Round 11

DAMON: I bet you're feeling pretty good about yourself, aren't you?
STEFAN: Not particularly.
DAMON: You won. You got the bad guy. Now nothing could come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies will catch up to you, Stefan. As long as you keep lying to yourself about what you are.

4)

STEFAN: Where are you?
DAMON: I'm at the sizzler. I had the buffet. Where's my ring?


5)
Eliminated in Round 15

STEFAN: I don't have it. Where are you? What have you done?
DAMON: Nooo, what have you done? You're the one that locked me in the basement and starved me, so whatever I've done, whoever i've sucked dry is on you, buddy.

6)

STEFAN: I'll get it back, but I need time.
DAMON: What, did you fedex it to Rome?!



7)
Eliminated in Round 16

Where are you, Stefan? I'm trapped at the house, and I'm getting really bored and really impatient, and I don't do bored and impatient. Bring me my ring. Damn it!..

8)
Eliminated in Round 8
VICKI:Hey, why don't you have a girlfriend? You're, like, totally cool and so hot.
DAMON: I know.



9)

VICKI: Don't you wanna be in love?
DAMON: I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.



10)
Eliminated in Round 12
Let’s dannnceeeee!



11)
Eliminated in Round 14
DAMON: You are so damaged.
VICKI: Yep.
DAMON: I mean, you don't have one hint of self-esteem.
VICKI: Nope, none.
DAMON: I think I know what can help you.
VICKI: So what's that?
DAMON: Death.



12)
Eliminated in Round 9
VICKI: What happened?
DAMON: We were dancing, and then-- then I killed you.
VICKI: What?
DAMON: You're dead.
VICKI: I'm dead?
DAMON: Yeah, well, let's not make a big deal out of it.

13)
Eliminated in Round 10

DAMON: Actually, you know what? You should go. In fact, if i were you, I would stop by your boyfriend Jeremy's house.
VICKI: Yeah, whatever.
DAMON: Bye. Tell Elena I said hi. and if you see Stefan, tell him to call me.

14)
Eliminated in Round 6

You're afraid of me. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess... Stefan finally fessed up!

15)
Eliminated in Round 7
May I come in? Oh, wait. Of course I can. I've been invited.


16)
Eliminated in Round 4

We can cut to the chase if you want. I'm not gonna kill you right now. That wouldn't serve my greater agenda. So... Where's Stefan?

17)

Don't look at me with those judgy little eyes.


18)
Eliminated in Round 13
Oh, tip for later, be careful who you invite in the house.


19)
Eliminated in Round 5
If anyone's gonna kill you, it's gonna be me.


20)
Eliminated in Round 3
STEFAN: No! No! Vicki!
VICKI: I'm sorry.
DAMON: Oops.

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