Here's the opening post I've been working on.
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Welcome to the 5th Lisa Reisert/Red Eye Appreciation Thread!
O u r / F a v o r i t e / M o m e n t s
J: So you're on this...
L: Very delayed flight to Miami. Yeah. You?
J:Yeah. Sadly, yeah. But you know what? That's why God created the Tex-Mex. The best nachos in the airport and right across from our gate.
L: Good tip. Thanks.
J: Save you a seat.
J: Good. What will you have?
L: No, it's... I'm OK.
J: If I can guess...
L: OK.
J: I'm feeling vodka. Definitely sweetened. Cosmo. Way too common.
Screwdriver. No. No. No. Way too boring.
So that leaves me with the simplicity of the grapefruit or the complexity of the pineapple.
Grapefruit sea breeze.
L: Could I have a bay breeze?
L: Yeah. I think that's my seat.
J: What, you're not sitting here.
L: Well, I don't know.
J: So... What are the odds?
L: Yeah, I know.
J: Wait a minute.
You're not stalking me, are you?
L: Noo.
L: Ever since, I've been trying to convince myself of one thing, over and over.
J: That it was beyond your control.
L: No.
That it would never happen again.
C: You are so my hero.
L: Let's get outta here.
C: Let's open the bar. Champagne?
L: Oh, anything but a bay breeze.
F u t u r e / T i t l e / S u g g e s t i o n s
"Because she kicks ass!"
"Sometimes bad things happen to good people."
"Because we wouldn't mind drinking a Sea Breeze with her."
"Anything but a Bay Breeze!"
"Where's your male-driven, fact-based logic now, Jack?"
"Threaten Lisa's family, and she'll stab you with a pen."
"Don't underestimate her -- she's a fighter!"
"She's not a lousy shot!"