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Future Homer: (to Future Bart) Oh, I'm tired of giving you money. Why can't you be more like Lisa?
Future Bart: I am so sick of hearing about Lisa. Just because she's doing a little better than me -
Future Marge: She's President of the United States!
Future Bart: (correcting) President-*elect*.
[Rejected at his own family's house, Future Bart heads over to Ned Flanders' place, only to be greeted by a blind Ned. Apparently, ten years after you get your eyes corrected by laser surgery, your eyeballs fall out. Go figure.]
Future Ned: Bart, you're never going to grow up if I keep bailing you out.
Future Bart: Then, please, help me help myself.
Future Ned: Oh, all right, but only because you haven't outed Rod and Todd.
[camera pulls back to reveal the boys, grown up and wearing hot pants. They polish an antique desk, moving in a bump-and-grind fashion]
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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." - George Burns
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