~*OnlyNDreams*~

Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer
you up, sir. It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me!
[suggestively] Tug at my fur...
Burns: [pushing him aside] Enough! Stop this grotesque charade. Now
find my teddy! And oh, er, leave the costume.


Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the
world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house...
You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front
of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps
being held up by a loved one.
Homer: Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV. Put that moldy old bear down!
Moldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat!

Barney: [holding a gun] Homer, give him what he wants!
(Homer slams the door absently in Barney's face, the gun goes off, a woman screams, Barney says Uh Oh and then sirens)