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Old 02-23-2009, 10:21 AM
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Blair Waldorf [Queen Bee] #12: B/C we're all Team Blair!

Welcome to the 12th Blair Waldorf Appreciation thread!
Dedicated to Leighton Meester's charismatic potrayal of, and the brilliance that is Blair Waldorf.




G U E S T L I S T
Adie010 . autumn_hope . B.Scott . BearDogg-X . BGFan . bickering love . billie_holiday . brucasalways . Butterflygirl . Caliina . chadsprincess1 . Ciiisu . ComeAwayWithMe . coolzie . crashintoyou . crazy-shipper. crazycait714 . cryzzel . DiaMOoNDa . dorkette . Eliz18 . ellen-cheerleaderx . fabulousmary123 . forever young . frodobaggins07. gleechild . HelloLovely . Hermione Weasley . heroes_and_oth_fan . Hot Rod . ILoveOTH23 . inside_out. Jackie85 . James_is_my_baby23 . joypiter . K.Corrine . kategirl . Kelly_Dylan . khirea . Kiss of Death . kylie2060 . lalatina15 . lavenderskies . laurendbs . Lazy . Live in Love ~ . lorenxvy . Malana . malinerr . mega0374 . {Melody} . mintdvs . Morgan_T . morplatt . NateScottLover . natt! . nedhu . Noctambule . ObsessedwithOTH . onetreehill1216 . ordinaryday . othfreek4ever . pecan . Periwinkles . Pey_23 . ~Phoenix~ . pretty passion . revolution. . ricc88 . RiSSLESz . rrpdsks . rummagingforanswers . Rusted Silhouette . sarahrocks . SergeantPepper . shinystar . StubbornWhite . SweetSymphony . Thaly . TessShipper . TheMusicLives . Undeniable . Virginie_GW . Vivianaley23 . whataboutbob?. x.sparks . xelanoops . xlennie . xxCrashIntoMexx . zanessatroygabriellalover . _xGemmax_. *brooke*. *CopperBoom*.
total: 93



W E L O V E B L A I R
01. SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN: Because she forgave me after I sexed up her boyfriend.
02. NATE ARCHIBALD: Because she made the evil cougar go away
03. CHUCK BASS: Because she got "moves".
04. DAN HUMPHREY: Because Medusa wants her withering glare back.
05. JENNY HUMPHREY: 'cos she's, like, so popular.
06. ELEANOR WALDORF: I wish my youth was as fierce as hers.
07. She's the UES's residential Queen B.
08. How can you not love Blair Bear?
09. She might not know or believe it, but she truly steals the limelight when she's present.
10. GOD: Because she always manages to overcome my sadistic sense of humor and did a thank you dance for me.
11. DAN BROWN: Because she made a 'Da Vinci Code' reference in a Catholic church to a Catholic priest.



Because she looks fabolous while bringing people down.
Because she is the Devil and Angel.
Because she is a convinning yet vulnerable vixen.
Because she is the only one who can make Chuck Bass ask "Are you sure".
Because even when she fell apart she pulled herself together on her own without anyone being there for her - that is how strong she is.
Because no one can pull of that preppy style like her.
Because she stopped Lily from sending Serena away to boarding school
Because she went to look for Serena and didn't give up until she found her and brought her back
Because she sent Georgina to boot camp
Because she finally accepted Cyrus even though he was a hugger
Because she promised to stand by Chuck through anything
Because "she makes it worth it"
Because she idolizes Audrey Hepburn
Because "she is the crazy bitch around here"
Because Jenny wanted to be her friend for a reason
Because she is gorgeous even when she is crying
Because she is Snow White
Because she is the only one who stole and owns Chuck Bass' heart
Because she stopped Emma from making a big mistake
Because she is the real Queen Bee
Because her smile lights up the room
Because she always protects her loved ones
Because she wished for World Peace in her Christmas list
Because Blairs kissability is definitely a 10
Because "she is simply captivating"
Because she got rid of Catherine and made sure Nate would get money
Because she isn't a cardboard mean girl, she has shown she can also be vulnerable, caring and loyal
Because Gossip Girl is a chess game and Blair is the queen ~ Josh Schwartz
Because she has Audrey dreams
Because Blair is quickly becoming the star of Gossip Girl
Because she is a beautiful, passionate, ambitious dreamer who wont stop until she gets what she wants

CAPTAIN: I was just telling my firm what a great investment she'd make. She's really going places.
BLAIR: Hopefully places far, far away.... just kidding.

BLAIR: What are you doing right now? How about me?
~1.02 Wild Brunch

BLAIR: I don't think Brown gives degrees in ****.
~1.03 Poison Ivy

BLAIR: Okay! So I have a problem. I have a biiiiig problem! Starts with a capital Rx.
NURSE: What drugs have you been taking?
BLAIR: Hmmm.... Caffeine. Nicotine. Ketamine, GHB, PCP, LSD dri-Diazopam, Lorazapam...All the ‘pams’ really. You know, I don’t discriminate.
~1.05 Daredevil

BLAIR: He likes you. He would wear a tux and a mask and one of my mother's dresses if it meant that he could go out with you.
~1.06 The Handmaiden's Tale

BLAIR: I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, or putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.

BLAIR: What is that? Our sex tape?
~1.08 Seventeen Candles

BLAIR: I'm in a good mood. It happens. Sometimes because I increase my lexapro, sometimes because my dad's in town.

BLAIR: It makes total sense that your mom is a groupie. I mean only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step-dads.
~1.09 Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

BLAIR: Why don't you just buy him a new outfit for Cedric and call it a day?

BLAIR: I think you like Dan a little too much. Just thought I should let you know someone's watching. Merry Christmas.
~1.11 Roman Holiday

BLAIR: Game over.
CHUCK: Game's not over till I say it is.
BLAIR: Then have fun playing with yourself.
~1.13 A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate

BLAIR: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
~1.18 Much I Do About Nothing

BLAIR: At least I could have gotten a more interesting stand-in than James. You know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice?

BLAIR: Oh, a honk instead of a knock! Did someone order a townie?

CHUCK: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
BLAIR: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

SERENA: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
BLAIR: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

BLAIR: Damn that mother Chucker!

BLAIR: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
2x01 Summer, Kind of Wonderful

BLAIR: She made Waldorf rhyme with Spears! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket.

CHUCK: I thought you might like to meet my friend.
BLAIR: Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much botox?

BLAIR: Just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a tasty dish of his own!

BLAIR: I thought you were just a callow, social-climbing former swimsuit model who married above her station only to be enslaved by her own insecurities. When I saw you rolling around on the floor with my adolescent ex, I realized you have a compassionate side.
~ 2.02 Never Been Marcused

CATHERINE: Blair, have you seen Nate?
BLAIR: Umm, no. It's a blackout.
~ 2.03 The Dark Night

BLAIR: This girl is Dan with boobs.

BLAIR: [to Nate] Hold that non-thought.
~ 2.04 The Ex-Files

SERENA: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
BLAIR: Not everyone can be.

BLAIR: I'm sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to sunshine Barbie.
~ 2.06 New Haven Can Wait

BLAIR: Serena! Open your eyes, this is a sign from God he wants me to do this.
SERENA: This family needs help!
BLAIR: Well no argument there, they're even more screwed up than yours.
~ 2.09 There Might Be Blood

BLAIR: Cyrus. He's five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he's a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!

BLAIR: Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.
~ 2.10 Bonfire Of the Vanity

BLAIR: I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.
~ 2.12 It's a Wonderful Lie

BLAIR: [to Nate] I'm not maternal, I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish. Come on, I see kugel.
~ 2.13 O Brother Where Bart Thou?

BLAIR: Denying one's past is Denying one's self.
~ 2.14 In the Realm Of the Basses




The Actress

S P O T T E D



T I T L E S U G G E S T I O N S
Because she is a "total bitch" and we love her for it
Because you've got to love a girl with headbands
Because her headbands change with her moods
Because she's not a quitter
Because we know she'll fight back
Because she is the Queen and we are her LOYAL subjects
Because she is one of the most beautiful and complex characters ever
Because she is the beauty in the breakdown

A R C H I V E S
http://www.fanforum.com/f277/leighto...-bee-62817833/
Blair Waldorf #2: Because how can you not love Blair Bear?
Blair Waldorf #3: Only one girl can rock the headband and that's our B
Blair Waldorf {Queen B} #04 ~ Because she'll do anything for the people she loves.
http://www.fanforum.com/f277/blair-w...ving-62832361/
http://www.fanforum.com/f277/blair-w...away-62837281/
http://www.fanforum.com/f277/blair-w...side-62843675/
Blair Waldorf #8 Because Blair is going to rule the Hamptons!
Blair Waldorf [Queen Bee] #9: B/C we want to see her get Serena back from the dark side!
Blair Waldorf [Queen Bee] #10: B/C she'll stand by her loved ones through anything
http://www.fanforum.com/f277/blair-w...plex-62874125/

L I N K S
Queen Bee - Blair Waldorf LJ Community
Blair And Chuck.com

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