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Here are more of my favorite quotes.
Tom: Get used to this Diane guys running from you
Diane: Tom your so deep in the closet your finding Christams presents
Tom: Now that death doesn't exist I can do this (Slams her head repeatitly on the desk)
Diane: That's right Tom (Knocks him out with a sledge hammer)
Tom: And now sports ( Brings out a chainsaw)
Ulysses S "Griffin" and Robert E Lee have a beer chugging contest and Ulysses wins
Griffin: I declare victory
Robert E Lee: All right no more slaves but we still don't have to learn to read books
Griffin: Deal
Everyone cheers
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Sex is like pro wrestling you got the grapples, the holds, the finishing move, and it's all fake
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