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Master Fan
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Dan: Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric?
Jenny: I— It may have come up.
Dan: You can't trust those people, Jen. Don't tell them anything.
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Blair:Who dare interrupt the Van Der Woodsen as she teaches?!
Dan: Dan...Humphrey
Blair: Sorry, the number you dialed is no longer is service.
Serena: Stop it, who is it?
Blair: I'm doing you a favor.
Dan: Look I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena?
Blair: Apparently you can, cabbage patch
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Blair: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.
Dan: My mom kind of left us a couple of months ago. Only my...
my dad and my sister don't really see that,
'cause she told us she had to go away for the summer to,
uh... to follow her dreams and be an artist.
But it's not summer anymore and she's still up there.
And that's all she seems to care about right now.
Every time I go to see her,
I tell myself this time I'm going to tell her what I think.
This time I'm going to look her in the eye,
and say... either come home or leave for good.
And so there I was, just the other day;
I was sitting across the table from her,
I looked her straight in the eye and I didn't say anything.
Blair: Why not?
Dan: I don't know. But I wish I had.
'Cause, even if it didn't change anything,
she'd know how I felt.
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Blair:I think we can agree to those terms...
but you can't wear those shoes. Mmm, or that hair.
Dan: Oh.
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Dan: Serena....and Blair.
Blair: (grins sweetly) Yeah, it's me. (looks around Dan's room)
You know what's really weird?
There's a garage door in the middle of your room..aww is that Cedric?
Dan: Well this day just got alot worse.
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Dan to Blair: See you later, Waldorf.
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Dan: Look Blair, I know you had your sights set on Yale
but this Skull and Bones thing is a little much, don't you think?
Blair: Maybe. But it works. Every time.
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Blair: Oh is this Cedric?
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Dan: Wha... Uh, what are you talking about?
Blair: Cheating, drinking, drugs, It's all fair game.
But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark.
How did squeaky-clean Humphrey even come up with that?
Dan: I didn't come up with anything.
Blair: Oh my God, you know something. Spill it.
Dan: Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.
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Blair: (excited) Humphrey! You are a born liar!
Dan: Thanks, I think...
Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius, anything you want to tell me?
Dan: Uh no. Like you said, just born to lie.
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Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey.
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Blair: The point is who dates first wins and with your ex being Dan Humphrey you win by default.
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Dan: Google revenge and you'll get BlairWaldorf.com
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Blair: I was thinking I'd just disappear for awhile. Give him a taste of life without me.
Dan: No, that's a terrible idea. Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant
but he's still a man. Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that.
Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting.
Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke
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Blair: I'll tell you all about it
Dan: Oh... Please don't.
01. Because Dan + Blair = Hotness!
02. Because the chemistry is amazing
03. Because Leighton/Penn are the sexiest cast members
04. Because they have nicknames for each other
05. Because he gained a newfound respect for her
06. Because brunettes make gorgeous couples
07. Because Dan talked to her about his mom
08. Because we love it when he looks at her
09. Because they are from two completely different worlds
10. Because we hope they'll get together someday
11. Because he went and found her
12. Because she listened to him
13. Because she thinks he's dirty.
14. Bacause they call each other Humphrey and Waldorf.
15. Bacause they still have their Cabbage Patch Kids.
16. Because he called her
17. Because she helped him through his first time (plotting) lol
18. Because they stand up for the ones they love.
19. Because he took her advice on what to do about Jenny's BF
20. Because opposite attract
#1. Because opposites attract.
#2. She's a ride on a mystery train to a place he's never been before.
#3. Because he couldn't stop talking about her
#4. Because, believe it or not, he went there himself
#5. Someday, somewhere, somehow, me and you.
#6. "Let me show you what a day without pain is like."
#7. When it all falls down, I need my cabbage patch.
#8. http://www.fanforum.com/f268/cpk-dan...dmit-62837128/
#9. http://www.fanforum.com/f268/cabbage.../#post22840796
#10. http://www.fanforum.com/f268/cabbage...time-62838972/
#11. Because we dare Dair.
#12. Because it's Humphrey & Waldorf, bitches!
#13. Because the opposite of love is indifference... NOT hate.
#14. Because "I'll tell you all about it." - "Oh... Please don't."
REMINDER FROM LALEY-FOREVER(AURORA) - IF YOU'RE AREN'T A DB SHIPPER ROMANITCLY OR DON'T LIKE THEM AS FRIENDS DON'T POST HERE- The Dan & Blair fans won't take bashing or insulting, if you like another couple post on that thread instead.
Last edited by Sparkling_Diamond; 11-01-2008 at 06:42 AM
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