Dude, I've never been here before. So, someone wanted to know about me. I'm flattered.
Vanilla or chocolate?
Vanilla
What would you do on your day off?
Sleep late. Watch movies and vegetate. Maybe invite some friends to go play beach volleyball and have a picnic.
What would you change your name to if given the chance?
Chynna or Emerlie 
What is more annoying, pop up ads on the internet or annoying commercials that show up 10 times during the same half-hour sitcom?
Popup adds cuz sometimes they are nasty. I had one about men meeting men and they were kissing and I was at work. How embarrassing is that? Commercials mean snack time for me.
what is your stance on grey poupon and eatin in bentleys?
I think it is perfectly acceptable. I have never tried Grey Poupon but I often ask people in Bentley's if they have any for me to try. None so far but one day I will find Grey Poupon and when I do...
is that your real name?!
Nope... 
can you handle the truth!?!?!
Asphinctersayswha? Excuse me...bacon powder?