EVERYONE to Lucas: Don't you have any other sweatshirts?!?!
Nathan to Lucas: You're the best basketball player EVER!
Haley to Nathan: I wonder what Lucas is like in bed...
Karen to Deb: Your coffee sucks!
Keith to Deb: Pilates really DO make you limber!
Dan to Haley: Call me Dad! --I think I'd die if he ever said this!
Lucas: Hello, my name is Lucas and I'm a nymphomaniac!
Group: Hi, Lucas!
Brooke: I'm joining a convent!
Tim to his dad: I never knew my stepmom was so hot! Those pornos were great! Can I play the lead with her next time?
Dan to the doctor from DKOL: You look familiar...
Doctor: That's funny, so do you. Did you ever live in Beverly Hills?