Oliver: It says here that Malfoy's got a new broomstick and that gives the slytherins the right to....practice.
Fred: But Oliver, surely it's not as good
your broomstick
Oliver: No, no, erm, of course not *whispers* shut up Fred!
Angelina: Actually, from what I can see in the sketch, Malfoy's got a very nice broomstick indeed
Alicia: Oh lord, here he comes *decides to swoon in the next picture*