I love those reasons! My favs:
Because she spent her whole lunch with him!!OMG she soo cares about him!-What is that forty minutes, fifty? Good times, baby.
Because she got all,"Nancy Drew" on him-Just because it sounds funny when I say it in my head in a deep male, black man voice.
I'm freaky tonight. Plus, it seems like something a white girl with a lot of time on her hands would do. 'Go Nancy Drewin''