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Here's the S5 jerk moments survivor. Brought to you by: Nitinha, Fer_92, and clueless01. Much thanks goes to them! 
Logan's Jerk Moments S5 Survivor
1. 5.03 - Written in the stars
LOGAN: Hey, I know you. No, wait-wait, don't tell me. I'm seeing a uniform of some sort.
FINN: Maytag repairman.
MARTY: I've bartended for you -- for your parties.
LOGAN: That's right, you have. You're a talented man. He makes a kick-ass margarita.
MARTY: thanks
LOGAN: It's good to see you again. What's your name?
MARTY: Marty. Uh, this is Rory.
LOGAN: Hi. So, assuming your services are still for hire this year, your financial situation hasn't changed at all?
MARTY: Nope.
LOGAN: Good. Okay, I'll give you a call. Where are you living now?
MARTY: Branford.
LOGAN: Oh, excellent -- Branford. All right. Good running into you
2. 5.10 - But not as cute as Pucshkin
Logan: That's not a good look.
Rory: I have no words.
Logan: It was just a joke!
Rory: Oh, no, wait. I thought of some. Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, lowlife, butt-faced miscreant!
Logan: "Butt-faced miscreant"
Rory: Why would you do something like that?
Logan: I'm sorry, "butt-faced miscreant"?
3. 5.13 - Wedding Bell blues
4. 5.14 - Say Something
ROBERT: You were at the last Life and Death shindig, as I recall.
RORY: Yeah, but I'm not covering this. I'm just hanging out.
LOGAN: Yeah, back off, Robert. She's just hanging out.
5. 5.15 - Jews and Chinese food
MARTY: Boarding school. Man, that must’ve sucked.
COLIN: Sucked? Are you kidding? Those are the greatest days of my life. Oh
my God, the partying that went on there. Insane.
LOGAN: I did a year at Andover. Not bad.
MARTY: So you didn’t miss your home, your family?
COLIN: My family? Did I miss my family? [chuckling] Logan, did I miss my
family?
LOGAN: Huh, let’s see. Which mom were you on then?
6. 5.17 - Pulp Friction
RORY: Logan, we both agreed. No strings attached. Remember?
LOGAN: I remember. I was just checking to see how well you remember.
RORY: I remember perfectly.
LOGAN: Okay, that's good to hear.
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LOGAN: Oh, you want to spend the rest of the night with Robert instead of me?
RORY: I came here with Robert.
LOGAN: So dump Robert! I hate Robert!
RORY: He’s your friend!
LOGAN: So what? I still hate him.
7. 5.20 - How many Kropogs to Cape Cod
RORY: What are you doing?
LOGAN: A little Life and Death Brigade business. Every time we’re in a rich
person’s house we take a knick-knack. Then I leave the knick-knack I took
from the last rich person’s house. I’ve been doing this up and down the
eastern seaboard for years.
I also added this to the OP. I'm guessing we're supposed to vote for the least jerkiest moment, so that we'll end up with the jerkiest at the end. If that's the case - I vote for #4. |
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