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Old 09-08-2007, 03:49 PM
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Once upon a time, Hogwarts had lots of crazy people who cast jinxes everyday to flap the thing that clogged up the toilets with fairies. They finally decided on where to put the birds and why the trolls were fishing was extremely small frogs with a crown. The day that ended with Pig going across the road to get through traffic when suddenly a comet crashed towards him and Hagrid yelled loudly at the elves to stop. Malfoy jinxed Neville to swim to Katmandu with a shark when came Lupin singing a lullaby that sounded strangely like a sobbing cat. Suddenly, Hermione fell off the broom and Ron rushed to help her so that she didn't get bruised then picked her teeth. The two kissed until they heard someone yell for them to come back and join Dumbledore to look at the brilliant emerald Isle from Hogwarts. Then, McGonagall ran up to the tower to stop Lavender from kissing Flitwick when she fell over Neville after slipping on a broom then yelling about how dangerous the ghosts are. Luna started talking about how nargles are always floating under water when the ghosts began to do the evil dance with Peeves. Nine of the Centaurs were scraping were also hiding the cat under the rug, when Ginny skated across the frozen lake to the boat and yelled loudly about the fight between Fleur and Molly who were pulling apart the robes Moody was wearing. Meanwhile, Fred tried to convince George to make slippers out of straw so he raked the barn with Ron's broom and discovered the missing book of trees that knit six of their socks together. Suddenly, there was a large spider wearing a strange suit with socks and beads that covered the entire ceiling with a strange and foul liquid.

Then a vampire appeared with sharp nails and very pointy ears which glowed in the room filled with shoes. Things quietly disappeared with a small ring that Ron was trying to shine because of a spell he had to practice to while he was dancing. However, after the Order of the Trumpets had finished hammering the nail into the red trunk of diamonds that sparkle brightly in the new vault at Gringott's bank. The day after, Ron decided to sneak around Hogsmeade and Honeydukes because Hermione wanted to track the owls mating near the carriages with crows because they were bothering Luna. So Ron took Dobby with his family to pick up dragons for Charlie while he went down to the Owlery and sent several owls requesting the help for extracting the quill from the mouth sore. Six ghosts were gliding through the ice and captured the sinking chest before it split, but nothing was spilled thankfully. Elsewhere, Professor Vector drove towards the dark camp to see a Japanese man who had some ingredients to make some fairies dance. Dumbledore and Parvati stole the Quidditch snitch before it could be pawned and sold some wings too. Hermione couldn't stop watching the owls fly into the museum and decided to get a hotdog and Butterbeer while Ron played tennis against Prof. Flitwick and Hagrid, who broke the spell over Ron. Ginny flung her hair around like Hagrid does when he gets hot and then cools down drinking some iced tea from his goblet of pewter and sprinkles on top. Harry cooked a fancy dinner for all the elves and then gave Fang some juicy apples to eat before they could pop bottles. The very wet Grindylow was attacking suddenly and there were so many other types of Nargles that Fred could catch. Ron followed Hermione to the back and grabbed the door handle and
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