Hee. You guys are fast. I heard about the breakup on the radio.
People reported that Jake and Kirsten moved in together in their 50 hottest bachelors issue. They rated Jake with a low dateability score, because of this. I guess the score is back up now.
It's always a little sad when a couple breaks up, but then if that's what they wanted, I respect that.
Cass, I'm not a lurker, but what the hell:
'Hi Cass, my name is Paolo and I want to ravage Jake because, well, hee!'