Here are some of my fav!
"I made $500 today being a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. How much did you make today, ice-cream boy?!" - Terri
"Are you aware that I could rip out your bowel and eat it for breakfast?" - Spinner
"Hun, it's simple... Four years of high school, will you spend them cool, with me? Or alone and outcast with one of her?" - Paige
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