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Once upon a time, Hogwarts had lots of crazy people who cast jinxes everyday to flap the thing that clogged up the toilets with fairies. They finally decided on where to put the birds and why the trolls were fishing was extremely small frogs with a crown. The day that ended with Pig going across the road to get through traffic when suddenly a comet crashed towards him and Hagrid yelled loudly at the elves to stop. Malfoy jinxed Neville to swim to Katmandu with a shark when came Lupin singing a lullaby that sounded strangely like a sobbing cat. Suddenly, Hermione fell off the broom and Ron rushed to help her so that she didn't get bruised then picked her teeth. The two kissed until they heard someone yell for them to come back and join Dumbledore to look at the brilliant emerald Isle from Hogwarts. Then, McGonagall ran up to the tower to stop Lavender from kissing Flitwick when she fell over Neville after slipping on a broom then yelling about how dangerous the ghosts are. Luna started talking about how nargles are always floating under water when the ghosts began to do the evil dance with Peeves. Nine of the Centaurs were scraping were also hiding the cat under the rug, when Ginny skated across the frozen lake to the boat and yelled loudly about the fight between Fleur and Molly who were pulling apart the robes Moody was wearing. Meanwhile, Fred tried to convince George to make slippers out of straw so he raked the barn with Ron's broom and discovered the missing book of trees that knit six of their socks together. Suddenly, there was a large spider wearing a strange suit with socks and beads that covered the entire ceiling with a strange and foul liquid.
Then a vampire
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