OMGz, dude. I think about 3 years ago I took two of my friends (for the sake of the story, their names are Anna and Lauren) to Myrtle Beach with me. We were at a hotel in North Carolina and we were in the swimming pool. Lauren says she has to go to the bathroom and she'll be right back. So, about 20 minutes pass and Anna and I get out and go back to the hotel room. Lauren is walking back, but we're like, "We're coming back to the room." So, Lauren goes back to the pool and Anna and I go to the room. Anna's like, "Dude, she crapped everywhere!!!" I go into the bathroom and it smelled so bad and there was crap smeared on the seat and on the floor. We were absolutely dying from laughing and just the grossness of the whole situation. We're like, telling my mom and stuff, and then Lauren comes back and she's like, "It wasn't me! It was already there!"
It was funny.