ML and Poddy... this will make you laugh! The correct term for my right breast alien is... wait for it...
A breast mouse!!!!!
Squeeeeekkkkk!!!! *Poddy, you'll have to find a smilie for that one!*
Not cute at all, but a cute name. I nearly fell off the Gyno's table when he told me that five years ago! I had my Gyno for the full 26 years of my life and then he retired! Damn him! Well, I was a bad birth and I broke his wrist, but that's not an excuse!
I thinking a beanie, dark glasses AND a bag over my head is the way to go tomorrow morning. I've discussed it with Mum and I'm leaving the house with my eyebrows on! Since I had a waxing disaster a few years back, there is no way I'm leaving the house looking like some alien off Star Trek. Eyebrows will stay on!