Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to
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"Energy never dies, just changes form" -Drew Barrymore (Ivy, Poison Ivy)
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