I don't remember if anyone has already posted this quoted, it's a good one, always makes me laugh...
Javier: Oh my God he’s walking over here. Benjamin, pretend we’re dating.
(Felicity starts to splutter with laughter but stops quickly).
Ben: No! There’s no way! No way!
Javier: Yeah. (Loudly) Oh, and then for my birthday, Benjamin gave me a bubble bath with a lot of candles and aromatherapy (he giggles as Ben is squirming in discomfort and then lowers his voice). Benjamin, whisper into my earlobe.
Ben: Javier, I quit!