You’d have to play the lottery first

the office building where i work is also HQ to the lottery, it's where people claim their jackpot winning ticket. sometimes u see confetti on the floor when they took pictures earlier on. millionaires walk out of our building all the time. i'm just not one of them

sleep for a month imagine making money in your sleep literally with the current (high) interest rate.

while i'm not volunteering to help out, managers are being sent there. i laughed so hard when one of the directors was seen helping out on tv as the media has been all over us. next day, i heard that director lost her voice. i felt zero compassion glad she got a taste of front line customer service.