With two votes each, we must
to...
KITTY: Have you seen that little stray cat that's been hanging around our house?
RED: Oh, yeah. I met him this morning. Then he met the hose. Kitty, we don't need more things hanging around our house. We already have Steven and Kelso ... and foreign kid.
AND
RED: Kitty? What happened?
KITTY: Fluffy died.
RED: Well, if it's any consolation, fish are never even really alive. They're just less dead.
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That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor!
“Eric’s Hot Cousin” (4x14)
1.
Eliminated in Round 16 - TIE
2.
Eliminated in Round 1
3.
Eliminated in Round 19
4.
Eliminated in Round 2
5.
Eliminated in Round 12
6.
Eliminated in Round 22 - TIE
7.
Eliminated in Round 21
8.
Eliminated in Round 5
9.
Eliminated in Round 6
10.
RED: Surprise! This ought to keep you company during the week.
KITTY: Roy's Pet Store? Red, you got me a cat!
RED: Well, it's like a cat.
KITTY: A fish? Red, it's a fish.
RED: See? It's like a cat. They're both pets.
KITTY: No, they're not. Pets are called
pets because you pet them. How do I pet this thing?
RED: Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub. That's the thing about fish: they just love the feel of the human hand.
11.
Eliminated in Round 15
12.
Eliminated in Round 9
13.
Eliminated in Round 4
14.
Eliminated in Round 3
15.
Eliminated in Round 16 - TIE
16.
Eliminated in Round 8
17.
Eliminated in Round 7
18.
Eliminated in Round 20
19.
Eliminated in Round 22 - TIE
20.
Eliminated in Round 13
21.
Eliminated in Round 14
22.
Eliminated in Round 10
23.
Eliminated in Round 17
24.
Eliminated in Round 11
25.
Eliminated in Round 18
26.
DONNA: Cousin Penny went back home, huh? Oh, wait, did I say cousin? Yeah, I meant cousin. Looks like that's two hot girls you can't have.
ERIC: Well, thank you for such a conservative estimate.