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T7S Survivor Thread #32: Season Four Quotation Survivor -- “Kelso's Career" (4x17)

Originally posted by Lulu in the previous thread:

With three votes (including mine), we must to...

RED: Here's my problem with cats. Best-case scenario: you get the smartest cat in the world. He still craps in your house.
KITTY: Well, it's just -- it would be nice to have something to take care of.
RED: I'll tell you what, Kitty. Instead of getting a cat, why don't we all just stop flushing? It's the same thing!

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor!

“Eric’s Hot Cousin” (4x14)

1.
Eliminated in Round 16 - TIE

2.
Eliminated in Round 1

3.
Eliminated in Round 19

4.
Eliminated in Round 2

5.
Eliminated in Round 12

6.
KITTY: Have you seen that little stray cat that's been hanging around our house?
RED: Oh, yeah. I met him this morning. Then he met the hose. Kitty, we don't need more things hanging around our house. We already have Steven and Kelso ... and foreign kid.

7.
Eliminated in Round 21

8.
Eliminated in Round 5

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
RED: Surprise! This ought to keep you company during the week.
KITTY: Roy's Pet Store? Red, you got me a cat!
RED: Well, it's like a cat.
KITTY: A fish? Red, it's a fish.
RED: See? It's like a cat. They're both pets.
KITTY: No, they're not. Pets are called pets because you pet them. How do I pet this thing?
RED: Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub. That's the thing about fish: they just love the feel of the human hand.

11.
Eliminated in Round 15

12.
Eliminated in Round 9

13.
Eliminated in Round 4

14.
Eliminated in Round 3

15.
Eliminated in Round 16 - TIE

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
Eliminated in Round 7

18.
Eliminated in Round 20

19.
RED: Kitty? What happened?
KITTY: Fluffy died.
RED: Well, if it's any consolation, fish are never even really alive. They're just less dead.

20.
Eliminated in Round 13

21.
Eliminated in Round 14

22.
Eliminated in Round 10

23.
Eliminated in Round 17

24.
Eliminated in Round 11

25.
Eliminated in Round 18

26.
DONNA: Cousin Penny went back home, huh? Oh, wait, did I say cousin? Yeah, I meant cousin. Looks like that's two hot girls you can't have.
ERIC: Well, thank you for such a conservative estimate.
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