afeverpitch

BIIIIIIIIIITCH FEST!!!


Thread Rules
1. No defending of your couple. This thread is here to discuss why you don't like/care for a certain couple. Not why you should like my couple. Its ok to say hey you disagree with them, but don't take it out of line.
2. NO Bashing on each other.
3. Try not to come on just to egg someone on. (example: Say a poster just came on to say why they didn't like Dick and Jane, a fellow posters sees that, who likes Dick and Jane, and decides to come on and say how they really liked Dick with Jane and hated Dick with Lucy). This rule kind of falls under the first one but I've seen it where some just come on and keep putting the same couple over and over because they see a few talking bad about their couple. I don't want any small shipper wars started on here. Jen and I let this thread go through so you guys do have a place to vent off steam since we don't allow any anti threads.

How-very-girl629

Hmm, who should get the first post?

Jackie/Fez. Haven't bashed them in a while.

Goddess_of_Mischief

Hmmm...need to make a list of my fail couples. I haven't done that in a while.

Ted/Robin
Snape/Lily
Edward/Bella
Hermione/Ron
Phoebe/Coop
Buffy/Riley
Willow/Kennedy
Jack/Gwen
Arthur/Gwen
Sam/Annie
Doctor/Martha

That's some of them at least.

How-very-girl629

Eeeew.
Which reminds me of Buffy/Xander.

Wasn't that the second Cupid Pheobe dated? And I loved how his name began with C so they could pretend like he was her meant to be all along.


Wait. Harry/Ginny aren't on your fail list...

Pickle-weasel!

You don't like R/Hr that much Nika?

Eww :yuck: I can't stand them as a couple. So much fail.

Let me just say once again, Dawson/Joey, my ultimate most hated couple:

Cause this needs to be on every thread

Goddess_of_Mischief

I don't. I never have. I really dislike Ron mostly, but I just don't think they fit together well.

I wanted to see if you noticed that. Neither were Bangel.

it was. I love how they retconned there...not.

That ani is priceless.

Lolipopo

Arthur and Gwen !
Edward and Bella !(BTW what's wrong with this name for the little sparkly monster ? XD)
Willow and Tara !
Arthur and Gwen !
Max and Tess !
Clark and Lana !
Lex and Lana !
Harry and Ginny !
Harry and Cho ! (God spare the poor guy give him at least one decent girl, his life wasn't easy :/)
Jo and Mr The Old german guy !
Did I say Arthur and Gwen ?

CONGRATULATIONS
YOU MAKE IT TO THE FAIL LIST !

Burning Up A Sun

The Dawson ani!! Go Ria.

I'll say Max/Liz. My hate's really coming back for them. And for Dawson/Joey. Those two are so made of fail.

How-very-girl629

I love Ron but I don't think Hr/R fit at all. I feel like they had the potential to be great, but how Rowling wrote them....they just didn't have what the other needed. Hermione needed someone who understood her and Ron needed someone who made him feel wanted and put him first....they never did that.
I thought you were being nice about the latter.

His name begins with a C, OMG they're soulmates.
Xander was so disgusting when he had a crush on her. Buffy isn't a possession you tool.

Burning Up A Sun

I agree with all of these... even if I haven't seen as much of LOM as you or remember as much of HP as you.

And just because of the last couple:

Goddess_of_Mischief

I was. H/G I just wanted to see if you noticed.

Exactly. Just don't think they fit at all, and I personally always found Ron a bit too immature for her.

That will never get old Ash.

Burning Up A Sun

And the petty Doctor/Rose shipper in me loves this one.

Pickle-weasel!

Guess I'm the only one on R/Hr side Oh well...we can all agree on Dawson/Joey, that couple is meant to fail over

Gwen/Arthur are top of my hate list right though, and then as always:
Lucas/Peyton

How-very-girl629

He was. Although I can't help but feel Hermione came off worse in their moments. Not in general. But I feel like her character was brought down more by them. Ron at least had his sweet moments and seemed to want to grow, but Hermione was just always kind of right and I don't think she respected Ron. I never understood why she liked him. With Ron it was clear, but Hermione didn't seem to respect him enough for me to get the appeal for her.

I also didn't like how Ron had to grow past his immaturity but what did Hermione have to grow past? She could have learned to be a little more accepting and less convinced that her ideas were always right, I think if they had shown Ron "winning" an argument with her ( a real argument that has some basis and isn't just cruel) and Hermione realizing she can be wrong, that would have been great for her character. But no. Ron was immature and Hermione was smart.

afeverpitch

Hmm... What would a list of my FAIL look like?

Roswell
- Max/Tess
- Isabel/Jesse

Harry Potter
- Harry/Ginny

Little Women
- Jo/Bhaer
- Laurie/Amy

Twilight
- Edward/Bella
- EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SERIES

Gossip Girl
- Dan/Serena
- Nate/Blair
- Serena/Trip
- Nate/Jenny

Skins
- Sid/Cassie
- Chris/Angie
- Cook/Effy
- Thomas/Panda

Dexter
- Dexter/Lila
- Deb/Lundy

How I Met Your Mother
- Ted/Robin

Sarah Connor Chronicles
- John/Riley

Dollhouse
- Paul/Echo

True Blood
- Bill/Sookie
- Sam/Tara
- Tara/Eggs

Vampire Diaries
- Damon/Caroline

Merlin
- Gwen/Lancelot

House
- House/Cameron

...That is so long... And there must be more, but I obviously don't hate them enough to remember