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Old 08-23-2011, 03:03 PM
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The Vatican [OT] #5: You can't be a successful pope and design women's underwear!

Okay, I have an odd sense of humour.

I'm wondering if there was a crack!conversation who could say these lines to whom, though? *runs and hides*
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:09 PM
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It's a rather random title, but I like that about it.

Hmm, I don't know who would say that
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:13 PM
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Perhaps it'll be Della Rovere but Roderigo will certainly try and prove him wrong.
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:16 PM
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I'm trying to figure out how the conversation would even start
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:22 PM
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Hm... tricky. In bed, when Della Rovere finds Vanozza's knickers.
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:25 PM
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So della Rover has taken Vanozza back as a mistress then?
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:32 PM
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Hah, no I was more thinking something like...

Scene: In the papal bed

Della Rovere: What in the Holy Mother's name is this? *pulls out a sheer satin slip*

Roderigo: Oh you know, that kid D'jem brought this exquisite oriental silk with him and Vanozza got me a new sewing kit ...

Della Rovere: Cardinal Borgia!!!

Roderigo: It relaxes me, okay! And Cardinal Della Rovere, it is still Holy Father to you!

Della Rovere: You can't be a successful pope and design women's underwear!

Roderigo: You just watch me! And now could you... model those knickers for me?
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:37 PM
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I don't even know what to say to that
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:41 PM
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Heh, we all have our moments of insanity.
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My insane moments look mild compared to that
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:48 PM
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If there ever is another Borgias Kink Ficathon, there should be Roderigo/Della Rovere crossdressing fic. I'm just saying.
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Kink Ficathon?
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:53 PM
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THE BORGIAS - Borgias Kink Meme
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:55 PM
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huh. Had no idea there was such a thing
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:57 PM
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I <3 LJ. So much craziness there!
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