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Anti-Juliet #12: They can tear down the runway - the alien has landed.
1) She's creepy, she's fake, she's a deceitful manipluator. Which mightn't be so bad if she was supposed to be villain like Ben but instead we're supposed to buy her as Jack's love interest and that SO isn't ok. I'm dreading what's coming. 2) As for the Ben comparison, Ben's a cold bastard but the actor makes him come across like somehow he's human enough under it all anyway, that's why we like him. Juliet doesn't feel that way, she feels cold. 3) Juliet is an ick character and we don't need that on the show. 4) She makes us want to punch our TV when she is onscreen. 5) She is Jack's rebound from Kate. 6) Her smirk is the most annoying thing ever. You don't like Juliet? Post here. Haters 1) sum1 2) Xinyue 3) ::mavie:: 4) jabs 5) foxy's lover 6) angelface211 7) rmc19945 8) elliz 9) CarlaBehr (just wants her to stay away from Jack) 10) Ash_lost 11) othfan628 12) how2savealife 13) *Maria* 14) *Sina* 15) Jenna16 16) Touldengal 17) crycrys 18) ale-la-pazzal 19) ChiltonYale 20) No Regrets 21) cazly 22) CaughtInTheMoment 23) free 24) csikicksurass22 25) lilstinker 26) babypinkv 27) flagpolesitta43 28) rockthecreek 29) zietke 30) Theresa07 31) chazt07 32) Carlie06 33) -cuckoo bananas- 34) irish_jater 35) lostJamie124 36) Ashes & Wine 37) Flowers 38) Kate&Jack 39) lostluva14 40) LoVe-Story 41) adriene_evans 42) kate204 43) razgriz21 44) beautifullybroken 45) mouette79 46) SergeantPepper 47) .:Marshmallow!Hobo:. 48.) Zilly 49.) ricc88 50.)Baby Firefly 51.) 10 My Love Wanna be added? Just ask! Honorary Haters Kate Sawyer Ben Her Ex Husband Sayid Juliet soundtrack Bitch - Meredith Brooks Wannabe - Spice Girls Stupid Girl - Garbage Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry You're So Vain - Carly Simon She Hates Me - Puddle of Mud Jezebel - Chely Wright Cold Hard Bitch - Jet Dumb Blond - Hoku Rip Her To Shreds-Blondie Misery Business-Paramore Puke - Eminem KateandJack Anti-Juju Videos: YouTube - Juliet-Hooker on a Corner YouTube - Girl Fight Quotes "They either want to punch me out ....." - Elizabeth Mitchell on Juliet. "I like her, please don't throw garbage at me." - Kristen fro E! "Juliet makes me miss Ana Lucia." - Poster as the Fuse Ways For Her to Die 1)Get Jack Bauer to drop by so he can go all Vampire and take a bite out of her juggular like he did with some guy this season. - Carlie 2)Sylar from "Heroes" can stop by, accidentally mistake her for someone on the list, slice her head open and eat her brain. - Zietke 3)Buffys friends still a bazooka gun from the military and Buffy blows Juju up with it. - Jenna 4) Kate could "accidentally" throw some dynamite in Juju backpack. How great would it be if they pulled a Dr. Arzt, and blew the evil wanch to bits. - Carlie 5) Sawyer could stangle her with a chain like he did to Cooper - Jenna (#6-24 submitted by Zietke) 6) She can be left alone in a room with only herself as a company, and she will die from boredom before the day ends. 7) Drowns in the bathtub...washing off the manure Kate and Jack pushed her into 8) Is killed by Mary Cherry [from Popular] in a Celebrity Death Match for the dumbest blonde on TV 9) All the Jate shippers who can't bear to see Jack with another women other than Kate go crazy, reach into their television and strangle the life out of the bitch 10) Peroxide from her hair dye accidentally leaks into her brain, poisoning her 11) Juliet is trying to learn how to shoot a gun, trying to be all badass and showing off when really she doesn't know how to use it and accidentally shoots herself in the face 12) Thinking she has telekinesis, she tries to open up the fridge with her mind. She tries for a month straight until she eventually dies of starvation. 13) She holds her breath waiting for Jack to just kiss her already and say that he's in love with her and ends up suffocating, because that's NEVER gonna happen! 14) The smoke monster gets jealous of her spending so much time with Jack and kills her. 15) Tie a sack of heavy rocks to her ankles and throw her into the sea, where she will drown or get eaten alive by the hungry sharks 16) Strip the little whore and shoot her infront of her ass-kissers, after she's had the Pear of Anguish* for a few minutes 17) Put her in a burlap bag and have her kicked to death by a vicious Tae Kwon Do class 18) Make her wear a dog collar and leash and attach the unit to a very fast car and watch her fly as she chokes to death 19) Tie her to a tree and force her mouth open with a funnel. Using the funnel, spoon feed her dog crap, cat crap, horse crap and since she's so conceited, her own crap 20) Tie her to a train track and leaver her to the mercy of the next train 21) Simple. Burn her at the stake. 22) Make her kneel doggy style and hire the most skilled archers to shoot the sharpest hunting arrows up her ass 23) Hammer a grenade into her ass and pull the pin 24) Call Juju over to do a photo shoot. She won't know it but she'll be standing on land mines. KABOOM! Now you've got a keepsake photo. 25) Jack metaphorically ripping her heart out by rejecting her supernaturally causes her heart to literally be ripped out. - Jenna Words to Describe Juju Evil Manipulative Annoying Creepy Ugly Mean Dillusional Smug Vain Deceitful Childish Desperate Pathetic Ruining Lost J- junky U- unattractive L-loser I-icky E-evil T-terrible by zietke Future Title Suggestions DIE, Juju, DIE! (Jenna) Still waiting for Kate to finish her off(zietke) She's a damn virus! And we want to be cured!(zietke) Even more deadly and contagious than the dead momma virus!(zietke) She's so Vain! She probably thinks everything is about her. (Pauline) Doesn't she know what happens to the witches at the end of the stories? We sure do hope Juju is the next sacrifice the island demands.(Ash) McMuffin + McCheese = OTP by Ash by Kate&Jack by Kate&Jack Join the LJDaPD (Let Juliet Die a Painful Death) Club! NAILJ (Not Ashamed I Loathe Juliet) Club! Ode to Juliet Burke Once there was a woman named Juliet She liked to steal men away from a badass named Kate Because she thought they liked her and she was so great She thinks she's the best, but really she is a manipulative bitch Everybody agrees, Juliet Burke is a witch! Previous Threads Anti-Juliet #1: Say No To Stockholm Syndrome! Anti-Juliet #2: Go back home and work on your muffin recipe! Anti-Juliet #3: Come back Michael! We need a hitman! http://www.fanforum.com/f178/anti-ju...ound-62798604/ Anti - Juliet #5: Burn Her at the Stake! http://www.fanforum.com/f178/anti-ju...mbie-62802453/ Anti-Juliet #7: Even Goodwin Deserved Better Than Her! Anti-Juliet #8: She Makes Us Miss Michael! Anti-Juliet #9: Wimpy Juju Holds Nothing to Badass Kate Anti-Juliet #10: Celebrating 10 threads of hating the bitch with the fire of 1000 suns Anti-Juliet #11: Juju, phone home! You're not wanted on Lost! __________________
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New thread! The title....
Thanks for starting it Carlie! Looking at the OP makes me crack up. __________________
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You're welcome!
LMAO. Our reasons for her to die are amazing. __________________
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The poems about Juju are hilarious too. __________________
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God, we are just too funny. I love it. That we make fun of her more than anything.
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This thread has to be one of the funniest ever. Laughing at Juju, what could be more fun?
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LOVE the title...
I totally just realized im not officially a Juju hater, so may I please be added to the anti juju list? __________________
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OMG! You have used this title! I'd have liked participating in the conversation of yesterday. Jet lag
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Seriously, I'm finding it hard to keep finding the humor in this... when are they offing her, really??
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The title is so funny I was OK with Juju until the LB. I was so happy when Kate hit her Go Kate!!!
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Um, if Kate doesn't kill Juju, can you send me to the island to finish her off? I always want to do some Kung fu fighting. I am so Asian.
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