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Old 06-29-2007, 03:01 PM
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Anti-Juliet #8: She Makes Us Miss Michael!



1) She's creepy, she's fake, she's a deceitful manipluator. Which mightn't be so bad if she was supposed to be villain like Ben but instead we're supposed to buy her as Jack's love interest and that SO isn't ok. I'm dreading what's coming.
2) As for the Ben comparison, Ben's a cold bastard but the actor makes him come across like somehow he's human enough under it all anyway, that's why we like him. Juliet doesn't feel that way, she feels cold.
3) Juliet is an ick character and we don't need that on the show.
4) She makes us want to punch our TV when she is onscreen.
5) She is Jack's rebound from Kate.
6) Her smirk is the most annoying thing ever.


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Haters
1) sum1
2) Xinyue
3) ::mavie::
4) jabs
5) foxy's lover
6) angelface211
7) rmc19945
8) elliz
9) CarlaBehr (just wants her to stay away from Jack)
10) Ash_lost
11) othfan628
12) how2savealife
13) *Maria*
14) *Sina*
15) Jenna16
16) Touldengal
17) crycrys
18) ale-la-pazzal
19) ChiltonYale
20) No Regrets
21) cazly
22) CaughtInTheMoment
23) free
24) csikicksurass22
25) lilstinker
26) babypinkv
27) flagpolesitta43
28) rockthecreek
29) zietke
30) Theresa07
31) chazt07
32) Carlie06
33) xxCrashIntoMexx
34) irish_jater
35) lostJamie124
36) Ashes & Wine
37) Flowers
38) Kate&Jack
39) lostluva14


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Honary Haters
Kate
Sawyer
Ben
Her Ex Husband
Sayid


Juliet soundtrack
Bitch - Meredith Brooks
Wannabe - Spice Girls
Stupid Girl - Garbage
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
You're So Vain - Carly Simon
She Hates Me - Puddle of Mud
Jezebel - Chely Wright
Cold Hard Bitch - Jet
Dumb Blond - Hoku
Rip Her To Shreds-Blondie
Misery Business-Paramore



KateandJack

Quotes
"They either want to punch me out ....." - Elizabeth Mitchell on Juliet.

"I like her, please don't throw garbage at me." - Kristen fro E!

"Juliet makes me miss Ana Lucia." - Poster as the Fuse


Ways For Her to Die
1)Get Jack Bauer to drop by so he can go all Vampire and take a bite out of her juggular like he did with some guy this season. - Carlie
2)Sylar from "Heroes" can stop by, accidentally mistake her for someone on the list, slice her head open and eat her brain. - Zietke
3)Buffys friends still a bazooka gun from the military and Buffy blows Juju up with it. - Jenna
4) Kate could "accidentally" throw some dynamite in Juju backpack.
How great would it be if they pulled a Dr. Arzt, and blew the evil wanch to bits. - Carlie
5) Sawyer could stangle her with a chain like he did to Cooper - Jenna
(#6-24 submitted by Zietke)
6) She can be left alone in a room with only herself as a company, and she will die from boredom before the day ends.
7) Drowns in the bathtub...washing off the manure Kate and Jack pushed her into
8) Is killed by Mary Cherry [from Popular] in a Celebrity Death Match for the dumbest blonde on TV
9) All the Jate shippers who can't bear to see Jack with another women other than Kate go crazy, reach into their television and strangle the life out of the bitch
10) Peroxide from her hair dye accidentally leaks into her brain, poisoning her
11) Juliet is trying to learn how to shoot a gun, trying to be all badass and showing off when really she doesn't know how to use it and accidentally shoots herself in the face
12) Thinking she has telekinesis, she tries to open up the fridge with her mind. She tries for a month straight until she eventually dies of starvation.
13) She holds her breath waiting for Jack to just kiss her already and say that he's in love with her and ends up suffocating, because that's NEVER gonna happen!
14) The smoke monster gets jealous of her spending so much time with Jack and kills her.
15) Tie a sack of heavy rocks to her ankles and throw her into the sea, where she will drown or get eaten alive by the hungry sharks
16) Strip the little whore and shoot her infront of her ass-kissers, after she's had the Pear of Anguish* for a few minutes
17) Put her in a burlap bag and have her kicked to death by a vicious Tae Kwon Do class
18) Make her wear a dog collar and leash and attach the unit to a very fast car and watch her fly as she chokes to death
19) Tie her to a tree and force her mouth open with a funnel. Using the funnel, spoon feed her dog crap, cat crap, horse crap and since she's so conceited, her own crap
20) Tie her to a train track and leaver her to the mercy of the next train
21) Simple. Burn her at the stake.
22) Make her kneel doggy style and hire the most skilled archers to shoot the sharpest hunting arrows up her ass
23) Hammer a grenade into her ass and pull the pin
24) Call Juju over to do a photo shoot. She won't know it but she'll be standing on land mines. KABOOM! Now you've got a keepsake photo.
25) Jack metaphorically ripping her heart out by rejecting her supernaturally causes her heart to literally be ripped out. - Jenna

Words to Describe Juju
Evil
Manipulative
Annoying
Creepy
Ugly
Mean
Dillusional
Smug
Vain
Deceitful
Childish
Desperate
Pathetic
Ruining Lost

J- junky
U- unattractive
L-loser
I-icky
E-evil
T-terrible
by zietke

Future Title Suggestions
Wimpy Juju holds nothing to Badass Kate (Carlie)
Still hating on the biatch with the fire of a thousand suns! (Zietke)



by Ash


by Kate&Jack


Previous Threads

Anti-Juliet #1: Say No To Stockholm Syndrome!
Anti-Juliet #2: Go back home and work on your muffin recipe!
Anti-Juliet #3: Come back Michael! We need a hitman!
http://www.fanforum.com/f178/anti-ju...ound-62798604/
Anti - Juliet #5: Burn Her at the Stake!
http://www.fanforum.com/f178/anti-ju...mbie-62802453/
Anti-Juliet #7: Even Goodwin Deserved Better Than Her!
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:03 PM
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New thread!
Thanks for starting it, Ash!

Also, love that list ya'll had going..
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:06 PM
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You're welcome! I added the words to describe Juju.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:08 PM
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I got one...Childish(i.e. her 2 year old tantrum with Ben)
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:13 PM
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That's a great one. I'll add it right now.

Ooo...I thought of another one: Desperate.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:20 PM
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Thanks for the new thread and updates, Ash
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:23 PM
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You're welcome!
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:24 PM
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Jenna, your 'ruining Lost'...
She is!

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Ooo...I thought of another one: Desperate.
Yep.
How about...pathetic?
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:29 PM
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Definitely. She's very pathetic.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:33 PM
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She just needs to learn to give it up. And not just about Jack. Her life, too.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:33 PM
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She could have a spinoff called Desperate Juju
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:44 PM
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^ They could. I would not tune in.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:50 PM
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It would be cancelled after 1 episode.
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:01 PM
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^ Good point. But if she did have her own show that's what if would probably be called.
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:16 PM
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J- junky
U- unattractive
L-loser
I-icky
E-evil
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