firewall

Or he should swing by this thread and steal all our ideas. I wouldn't sue or anything.

LilMouse

All I ask of him is for a part in the movie where I can roll around in bed with Ewan.

firewall

We can be extras! Extras who are only featured in bed with Renton and Sick Boy.

LilMouse

Yea, we have no story, we just pop in randomly during bed scenes. There's been movies where characters randomly pop up in the past right?

firewall

In the past? I'm not sure what you mean by that. But, I'll go with... yes!

LilMouse

I meant like there'd be a scene where there is one character and then out of nowhere another character would just magically appear of nowhere. Sort of like Mr. Deeds with the butler.

firewall

I don't think I ever saw Mr. Deeds. I suddenly feel really dumb because I can't wrap my brain around this concept you are trying to explain. I just want it to involve me in bed with Renton and Sick Boy, if possible.

LilMouse

Mr. Deeds is a crap movie, so don't even waste your time. It's not necessary to understand what I am talking about,

firewall

I'm still focusing on the threesome, if that's OK with you.

LilMouse

Keep on focusing on that, my friend. 3 pretties together in one bed should always be focused on.

Are you sad there won't be a toilet scene in Porno?

firewall

^I really can't say that I am. I'm even less sad that there probably won't be a Spud ****s the bed scene in Porno. I hated that more than the toilet.

LilMouse

I felt bad for Spud, but OMG I felt even worse for his girlfriend + her parents. He ruined their perfectly good breakfast.

firewall

Ugh. It's so hard to think about. I had second hand embarrassment as well as major gag reflex throughout that entire scene. Terrible.

LilMouse

Think of the scenes in TS that didn't make you gag. Did you like the scene where Sick Boy and Begbie are on the bus, and Begbie was mad about Sick Boy not bringing the cards? That scene makes me laugh)

firewall

Yes, I enjoy any moment that Begbie is mad at Sick Boy, because Sick Boy dgaf.