clean shaven

want to or don't care to see MEW's dress?

I want to see.


Ewan on a soap opera or a police procedural?

police procedural


Ewan getting an Oscar or being knighted?

Knighted. Means more. Like a Jedi Knight.

Ewan playing bagpipes or the French horn?

bagpipes

Ewan playing Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or Poe?

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The Island or Never Let Me Go?

Never Let Me Go


Ewan going on Greg or staying away?

Go on Greg!

Ewan hosting a game show or having a talk show?

hosting a game show

Ewan hosting Jeopardy or going on 25 Words or Less?

Jeopardy.

Ewan on Wheel of Fortune or Family Feud?

Family Feud


Ewan doing mission impossible movies or x-men movies?

Mission Impossible.

In an action movie or a drama?

drama

Ewan in Terminator or Blade Runner?

Blade Runner.

Mad Max or 28 Days Later?

If you mean the original Max Max movies then my answer is 28 Days Later
If you mean Mad Max Fury Road then my answer is Mad Max Fury Road

Ewan should work with Robert Pattinson or Cillian Murphy?