Iceland

Ewan playing an asexual or trans?

trans

Ewan as lover to Jim Parsons or Neil Patrick Harris in a play?

Jim Parsons

Ewan piercing his eyebrow or lip?

Jim Parsons

Ewan piercing his eyebrow or lip?

eyebrow

Ewan drinking coffee or tea?

tea

Ewan drinking alcohol or soda?

alcohol

Ewan as a mascot or athlete?

athlete

Ewan with cold hands or feet?

athlete

Ewan with cold hands or feet?

feet

Ewan having a garden or a pool?

garden

Ewan as Jabba or C3PO?

C3PO

Ewan in a future Star Trek as a hero or villain?

villain

Ewan in alien makeup or old man makeup?

alien

Ewan going bald or wearing a hairpiece?

going bald

Ewan playing a tyrant king or the aristocrat who murders him?

aristocrat

Ewan having a mullet or a manbun?

ewww to both, but if I have to choose manbun

Ewan having a bushy beard down to his waist or no hair at all on his face/head - including eyebrows and eyelashes?

no hair at all

Ewan going to a ZZ Top concert or Willie Nelson concert?

Willie Nelson

Ewan giving you his house or a kiss?

his house

Ewan crashing into your house or you?

my house

Ewan with dreadlocks or shaved head?

shaved head

Ewan as Leonard or Penny's uncle?

Penny

Ewan as Sheldon's brother or Amy's brother?

Amy's brother

Ewan in a TV sitcom or TV drama?

TV drama

Ewan singing opera or hard rock?