They loved each other because of their faults and not despite of them
He could never truly love the virgin over the sexually skilled woman of his dreams
She made him the incredibly devious and irresistible man he was
The way she said “Sebastian!” and punched his arm when he was being crude to her guests
He called her on acting different around people not in their wayward inner circle
She knew he just came from therapy and asked if it was going well
She used his “call me” napkin to clean the cocaine off of her nose
She was so easily turning him on while she was laying on the couch
The way that her leg cupped his butt to bring him closer to her
She didn’t mind him grabbing her breast while she read
“Your journal, could you be more queer?” “Could you be more desperate to read it?”
It was her idea to finally have sex with him. She knew he’d win the bet.
He nearly choked when she said she would **** his brains out
He couldn’t refuse a bet that would let him put it anywhere on her
He was eager to tell her about who was spreading rumors about him
When she shushed him he actually did stop talking until she gave him permission to continue
She called him up to find out if he had succeeded with the bet yet
She dry humped him and walked away leaving him with blue balls
Sebastian rubbed her shoulders and said she was so tense
She said she was horny while she was rubbing against him
She licked his cheek and said “down boy” to his male anatomy
When he heard her having orgasms he had to enter her room to investigate
She didn’t want him to know who she had just been having sex with
He was curious to find out who was giving her so much pleasure
She was angry when he didn’t want to have sex with her right after she was with another man
She was jealous that he was starting to have feelings for another woman
They had the best kiss in the entire movie
She gently and seductively licked his lips while giving him a playful look
She tried to take the keys from his pants and asked if she could take her new car for a ride
He told her that the only thing she was going to be riding is him
He told Annette that he was in love with Kathryn and that she couldn’t compare to her
“After what you put me through I deserve it” (sex with Kat would be worth dumping Annette)
She felt the need to get high the day she had to attend his funeral
She gave a eulogy for him
She cried when she read his journal
Sebastian’s journal was full of entries and drawings of Kathryn

Future Titles:
b/c You could visualize his thoughts when she said "you can put it anywhere"
b/c "The only thing you're going to be riding is me"
b/c "Blow me" "Call me later?"
b/c If she is being pleasured he has to know all about it
b/c "You and I are two of a kind"
b/c He told Anette that he is in love with Kathryn
b/c Frack me with a chainsaw, these two have chemistry!
b/c He called her "My love" in his journal
b/c "In English, I'll F. U. C. K. your brains out"
b/c Sleeping with Kat would've been worth dumping that blonde
b/c Squeezing her breast? Okay to do. Stealing her magazine? Cue eye-roll!
b/c We wanted her plans to go awry. It would make her hornier for him.