Fan Forum - Jake & Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) #1: "No matter what happens, you're not allowed to fall in love with me." "Won't be a problem."

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Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago
Appreciation Thread

supporters

01. miki_cza
02. Eclarexdelena
03. morelikeapigwithhair
04. MyLastDayWithoutYou
05. take the wheel
06. littlelexipedia
07. YoursToHold
08. MissMilk
09. PetrificusTotalus
10. IBelieveInMiracles
11. Full◎Circle
12. KeepThisaSecret
13. hlgreenie
14. Beautiful Disorder

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reasons
1. Because they always tease each other
2. Because he thinks she looks great
3. Because he thinks the world of her as a colleague and friend
4. Because he got her date with handsome Luke back
5. Because they hate door duty and love stakeouts
6. Because he dressed up for Thanksgiving
7. Because she thinks he looks beautiful
8. Because he thinks she looks like every girl at every bat mitzvah he ever had a crush on
9. Because he was searching for "cheapest date possible" but spent $1,400 on the worst date with her
10. Because somewhere down deep, he "likes her" likes her, kindergarten style
11. Because he put a lot of effort into a joke
12. Because she does know him
13. Because he turned down the relief team and was curious to see what happens
14. Because their date goes on the good date list
15. Because their victory over the vulture was the greatest day in human history
16. Because he wanted to remind her how much she loved working cases so she wouldn't leave her job
17. Because his job sucks a little less when he gets to do it with her
18. Because he thinks she's a great detective
19. Because they know a lot of things about each other
20. Because Boyle saw there was a spark and he is their biggest shipper
21. Because he was convincing himself she was like a sister
22. Because he was jealous of Teddy and was curious what she saw in him
23. Because she remembered Vic Kovac's backstory
24. Because he set the course record to impress her
25. Because he wanted to ask her out
26. Because she doesn't know if she's gonna spend her life with Teddy
27. Because she stood up to Holt and supported Jake
28. Because he thinks she looks like a mermaid
29. Because they had fun dancing
30. Because he wanted to give her all of his open cases
31. Because he wishes something would happen between them, romantic stylez

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quotes
A: That man is gonna be my rabbi.
J: When you use the word "rabbi" you know that turns me on and that's unfair in the work environment.

A: I say piss off Holt, so we get to watch your career end right in front of us.
J: I'm gonna put you down for "Don't arrest" and I'm also going to put your phone number on every urinal in Rikers.

A: Peralta was the one that was talking.
J: God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.
A: Joke's on you. I skipped fourth grade.

A: You can't give up control, you're terrible at taking your primary's orders, you just do whatever you want. I could go on and on and on.
J: Is something no lover of yours has ever said.

J: Give me your hair-dryer.
A: What?
J: Don't you carry one in your purse?
A: Have you ever met a human woman?

A: Halloween is the worst. All the girls think they have to dress sexy.
J: I know, that is the worst. Please make them stop.

A: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?
J: "Kind, sober and fully dressed". Good news, everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape.

A: I'm sorry about tonight.
J: "I'm sorry about tonight." We found the title for Santiago's follow-up sex tape.
A: It's not your fault. I was terrible.
J: "It's not your fault, I was terrible" is also one of your sex tapes.
A: Halloween is unbearable. But it was slighly less unbearable with you... Don't!
J: Okay.

J: This is killing me.
A: Good. Die.

A: I have to practice my toast.
J: God, how long is that?
A: Eight pages.
J: Single-spaced?
A: Double-sided.
J: Santiago style.

A: You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.
J: No. Can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
A: I was trying to insult you.
J: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack.

J: I guess that's you new best friend Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago", backstabber.
A: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
J: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Alladin.

A: I'm always incredibly appropriate. In High School I was voted "most appropriate".
J: Ooh, self burn. Those are rare.

A: I take back what I said about you being immature.
J: Apology accepted, fart monster.

J: I love guns. I'm gonna make such a good dad.
A: Not even gonna touch that.
J: The Amy Santiago story.

A: I'm horrible at this. When can we stop?
J: I'm horrible at this...
A: I know, I know. Title of my sex tape.
J: Well done. Title of my sex tape.

[credit: miki_cza]