Nicholas Brendon - Xander & Anya Appreciation #3: Farm life really agrees with them!

Mr. Impatient · 10-18-2004, 05:10 PM

The last few posts from the old thread:

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Originally posted by m&m fkan
Do you think that Anya and Xander would keep in touch with Willow?

I mean, would they invite her to stay with them..on the farm?

Claudia

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Originally posted by Mr. Impatient
I don't know. I mean, Willow would be interested in trying to get over her loss (which wasn't such a big loss, but still) and I don't know that she would want to come to a farm with a couple of extremely happy lovers and their kids.

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Originally posted by Crazy Gurl
I don't think it'd be a good idea for Willow to be near Xander and Anya while trying to deal with it, coz they're a couple, they're married, they have kids and a nice house. It'd really be shoving their amazing life into Willow's face.

Maybe Xander and Anya's farm could be like a retreat or a getaway from the life of slaying for Willow, or Buffy, or Faith, or anyone who needed a break.

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Originally posted by Mr. Impatient
Hmm... Then again, Willow could show up to cast some protection spells on their property, to make it so that evil cannot enter the property. That would really make it a sanctuary for those who want to take a break from the fight against evil.

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Originally posted by m&m fkan

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Originally posted by Mr. Impatient
I don't know. I mean, Willow would be interested in trying to get over her loss (which wasn't such a big loss, but still) and I don't know that she would want to come to a farm with a couple of extremely happy lovers and their kids.

eeep! at first, I thought you meant Tara, then I realised you meant Kennewhore.

Claudia

Mr. Impatient · 10-18-2004, 05:45 PM

Oh! You know what? When I read Claudia's post, I remembered something... Tara didn't die! Remember? We had decided that Xander and Anya had gotten married, and since they were so happy together, Willow and Tara had gone away together, and so she hadn't been shot.

So, I guess Willow and Tara would be okay visiting Xander and Anya on their ranch. They probably really enjoy spending time with their "nieces" and "nephews"....

m&m fkan · 10-18-2004, 08:46 PM

That's Right! I forgot, as well....

I remembered that the Kennedork died a horrible

painful, itchy, death.

Claudia

itchy?

Mr. Impatient · 10-18-2004, 08:50 PM

I don't know how itchy is was, but I know it was painful and long.

m&m fkan · 10-18-2004, 10:22 PM

I'd like to think that it was itchy, too...to add to the discomfort.

Claudia

Mr. Impatient · 10-18-2004, 10:23 PM

Well, that works for me. Maybe there were bugs crawling over her skin (what was left of it) all teh time, so it drove her crazy.

m&m fkan · 10-18-2004, 10:47 PM

Yeah!!

and they spit acid into every wound!

claudia

Mr. Impatient · 10-18-2004, 10:53 PM

Cool. But, some of them have to secrete this strange chemical that keeps her alive adn aware. For weeks. In pain.

Crazy Gurl · 10-19-2004, 10:03 AM

Crawly things that spit acid and keep Kennedy alive to live through the pain...I like it.

m&m fkan · 10-19-2004, 10:15 PM

Yeah...
Xander and Anya hosting a party for Willow and Tara.
every once in a while one of them goes into the basement to check on the Kennedork who is in a hole 35 feet deep. they shine a light down to make sure that the bugs are keeping her alive.

Claudia

Mr. Impatient · 10-20-2004, 11:07 AM

"Wow, great party, Xander!"

"Thanks! Uh... Excuse me. I will be back in a moment."

"But, where are you going? The party is in full swing!"

"I... there is something I need to check on. Don't worry. I will be right back."

"Okay, then."

Xander goes to the kitchen and descends into the basement, where he moves a sheving unit and opens a door that was revealed. He grabs a flashlight from the shelves and enters a dark passageway. He walks along the downward-sloping path until it opens into a cavern. In the middle of the cavern is a hole. He walks to the edge and shines his light down.

"Help.... Me.... Please!"

The voice is barely audible, though it is evident that the speaker is screaming. Xander sighs and turns away. There is nothing he can do to help, even if he was interested in doing so. He goes back through the passage and into his basement. He shuts the door, pushes the shelving unit back into place, and goes back up to the party.

"Is everything okay?"

"Of course. Things are exactly as they should be..."