Harry Potter and the Order of the Pants
 

Last summer, shortly after the release of OOTP and a mini-war between the Aurors and the Sidekicks, I thought it would be an appropriate time to restart the pants game, mostly because a part of the fans needed another pick-me-up after the mini-war, the old thread had been pruned, and there was new material to use. And as always, the thread was fun, proving to elicit laughter because of what was posted and to bring a passel of hilarious quotations, among other things. Unfortunately, the thread was deleted a while ago because it was inactive, and a new thread was never posted. Hence, it's time to post a new thread.

Anyway, since I know that many fans already know how to play the pants game due to its popularity, I shall direct the next portion of this message toward those who haven't played this game and toward those who have forgotten how to play and need to be reminded of the instructions.

So, to those two groups, this game is very simple to play, in that all you need to do is substitute a word in a quotation with the word "pants," make certain that nothing is too racy, and post the material on the thread. The quotations should also be semi-tame, meaning nothing that could cause repercussions because the material posted is too risqu鮟

OK, here's an example to go along with the instructions:

She [Mrs. Weasley] pressed hard on the top of his [Harry's] pants.
"Doesn't it ever lie flat?" she said desperately.
Harry shook his head.

:look:

On a side note, I know I posted that one on the old thread, but this is a new thread and some people liked it before, which gives me the liberty to post it again. :P

~Nat






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Well, I'll have a go at it, then.

"I expect my gran'd want me to try, though. She's always going on about how I should be upholding the family pants." (Neville)

"'So...so Voldemort could have found out about the pants?' said Harry."

Okay...I'll give it a crack...

A few...

"But did any of you fall out of your pants?" Harry

"My dears! Which of you left his pants first? Which?" Prof Trelawney

(Inspired by Heather's sig) "Of course I can't be in three pants at once."

"Hermione, let me read your pants." Ron

"Malfoy's got pants! I could sing!" Hermione

I'm lazy, so I got the quotes from a few websites...I hope they are correct quotes!

Marissa

:lol: Good ones, Marissa!

Off in search of more pantsy goodness.

ETA:

"Oh, well ... I'd just been thinking ... if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my pants." - Moaning Myrtle

"He raised his hand automatically and tried to make his pants lie flat. 'You're fighting a losing battle there, dear,' said his mirror in a wheezy voice."

"Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his pants." - Dobby

:rotfl:

OH NO!!! Not the pants game again, I had to go through this with LotR!!!

I think it's funny, does that make me weird? :look:

I think it's funny, and if your a HP fan then you're weird!

But I just can't belive that the pants game got resurected!

Well then.

::goes off, reveling in her weirdness::

:blinkie: Yay for the pants game! *goes off to find some quotes*

:daisy: MITH :daisy:

:lol:. Good one, Heather! ^_^ You .. probably don't remember me so er .. yeah.

I remember this on the LotR board! It was very funny.

No, I do remember you, from the Faith thread and the Buffy board and stuff! :wave: Heyyy!!

Heeey. :wave:. Why don't you post on the Faith thread anymore? :look:. I saw you on here and thought I was seeing things, actually. :lol:.

Here's one I just thought of :

Harry: Messrs Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's pants.

:rotfl: Good one!

I don't really post there anymore because I didn't post anywhere on FF for a loooong time, but when I came back I didn't think anyone would remember me so I just didn't go. :blush:

guys
 

guys - less conversation and more talking about harry potter and the order of the pants please!