[Wicked Witch of the West]

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Wanted: Dorothy Gale
Thieft and Murder

[Lord Voldemort]

Hold on! You need help? I'm trying to recruit an army here. Find your own.

[Wicked Witch of the West]

Find my own? I have you know that I was here first! I don't answer to no lords or wizards. You want an army, you go find your own. I have a serious matter here which must be addressed. This child cannot be allowed to remain in Oz causing mischief any longer!

[Lord Voldemort]

You think you can take me? I ruled over the world once and I plan on doing it again. My plans are far bigger and more important than finding some stupid mudblood.

[Wicked Witch of the West]

That mudblood killed a powerful witch with a simple house just by dropping it on her. She is far more than she claims and should be taken seriously. Just you watch she doesn't try to take over your world!

[Lord Voldemort]

Hmm. How about we combine our efforts for world domination then?

[Wicked Witch of the West]

This sounds like a very good plan, I like it. You can then protect your world, and I will protect Oz! We must rid all realms of these mudbloods.

[Lord Voldemort]

We must indeed, and those blood traitors who think the mudbloods have the same value and worth as us.


I like your skin colour.

[Wicked Witch of the West]

Definitely don't miss those either. We cannot risk them taking over or trying to overthrow you. While you're at it, can you do anything to get rid of a wizard who claims to be all knowing and all important?

Why thank you, I like yours too. Most people just run away when they see me so it is nice to have someone appreciate me for who I am for a change.

[Waldfrau]

[baileycat]

Hi Elphie!

[ice choco]

I just laughed so much reading this.

[baileycat]

And just like that, they’re gone.