The Simpsons Funny Quotes #9 - You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.
 

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Carry on...

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Moe: Ah, who am I kidding. I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the icepick. Heh. Remember that?
Homer: That was an amazing throw.

Marge: Homer, it's easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too.

Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a "Bart"? Good Lord!

Homer: 'Bart and Lisa have to go to school while I get to stay ho-ome, na-na-na-na-na!
Lisa: I like school.
Homer: Well, why don't you live in it then?
isa: I would if I could.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this stock market crash?
Smithers: Well, it was 25 years before I was born.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything.

Homer: Look Marge, they're paying me to eat!
Bart: Yeah, now if we can get someone to pay you for scratching your butt, we'll be on Easy Street!

I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. -Abe

Marge: The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts.
Homer: Actually, those were Carl's shirts.

:lol: Awesome quotes!

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.