The Simpsons - The Simpsons 300 Word Story #6

Grilka · 04-12-2005, 08:37 PM

Here's story #5....

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Every citizen wants to eat donuts just because Homer does a cartwheel to show that he can be acrobatic. Smithers boogied while Bobo sat there eating a radioactive cookie. Meanwhile, back at Barney's, Moleman carried his bag of ribbons towards Agnes. She yelled, "Get a moose, pervert!" Skinner fainted and hit Selma on her lap. JubJub ate some beans after Patty smoked while Arnie danced the tango with Edna. Maggie cried and Bart took some candy from Milhouse's pocket then jumped out the window onto the Flander's lawn chair which prayed. Later at the market Kent ran shopping because TVs were about to become crazy. Over at the park Lenny and Carl played tag with Grandpa blindfolded. They went over to Apu's and were jumping on his bed, Lenny sang "YMCA" and Carl danced naked. As Otto tried jamming the fork into the toaster the fork exploded. Ralph played on the highway with Leprechaun who got Ralph very angry because his shoe disappeared and he took hours to get it. During dinner McBain struggled to cut the steak so he grabbed a sharp feather from the closet door. Then came dessert so Springfield invited was mad and left. While the adults got beer, Bart got into a house, breaking the dishwasher which exploded and made bubbles all around town. The Wiggum's laughed at Bart when he slipped on ice while leaving the KwikEMart. Ralph made a pie but it wasn't real good because he used salt and vinegar. He made a blue balloon bust, scaring Snake who cried because Nelson poked his tummy. Moe was getting mad at Barney for his constant farting which prevented everyone to leave. Finally, Homer figured out that human bones could prevent protests against nature. So Bart told Willie to dig up remains of John Fry.

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