Fan Forum - Vicious Trollops #27 ~Emily/Kelly Appr.~ 'Cause we're having a "t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e" time

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Welcome to the 27th Emily-thread everyone! :slinkie:

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Why we love Emily
'Cause she loves Lorelai even if she’d hate to admit it.
'Cause if it wasn’t for her Rory wouldn’t have been able to go to Chilton.
'Cause even Lorelai said she’s good [in tricking people].
'Cause she can be a vicious trollop.
'Cause it’s fun to guess what the new maid’s name will be this time.
'Cause she had a blast on the catwalk dancing to "Girls just wanna have fun."
'Cause she saved Lorelai's house from crumbling down.
'Cause she probably did think to move the moon.
'Cause she’s only being manipulative so that she can spend time with her daughter and granddaughter.
'Cause she made Richard apologize to Rory for the Dean-incident.
'Cause she made mashed banana on toast for Lorelai.
'Cause she hired a camera man and a sound engineer for Lorelai’s graduation.
'Cause she was so proud of her daughter that she cried on the graduation.
'Cause she thought frozen pizza was excellent.
'Cause she panicked when her mother-in-law was about to come.
'Cause of the way she shops.
'Cause not even Queen Elizabeth could out-royal her behavior.
'Cause she understands that it must be very exhausting to be Lorelai.
'Cause she obviously taught Lorelai how to drop sarcastic comments.
'Cause she was right - it should have been Lorelai
'Cause even Mrs. Kim had to give in to her haggling in the end.
'Cause she hates Richard’s moustache as well.
'Cause she, too, was shocked to find out about Jason and Lorelai.
'Cause she was concerned about the limited space in the family mausoleum.
'Cause she just wanted the best for Lorelai.
'Cause she and Lorelai will hug eventually. (Keep believing!!)
'Cause she doesn’t know how to Google stuff.
'Cause Richard chose her over Pennilyn Lott.
'Cause she just said “Fine!” when Richard proposed to her.
'Cause she said that Lorelai and Luke were both idiots, right in the beginning.
'Cause she wanted to do Rory a favor and organized a party for her.
'Cause she wanted to help Sookie with her wedding (mushrooms, though??)
'Cause you’ll never know what the new maid’s name is going to be this time.
'Cause Richard would never dare to google her.
'Cause she didn’t like Sherry.
'Cause she was thrilled when she managed to trick her daughter into spending a weekend in a wellness hotel with her.
'Cause she thought the sixty-forty-bar was a singles bar.
'Cause she left multiple messages on Lorelai’s answering machine even though she hates it.
'Cause she gave Lorelai & Rory dessert to go.
'Cause she took off her skirt to climb out of the window just to spite Richard.
'Cause she has great gams!
'Cause she's open for business (she just needs a boa and a lift to Reno).
'Cause she didn't believe Luke when he insisted nothing's going on between him and Lorelai
'Cause she's the only one who got Lorelai to admit she may have feelings for Luke.
'Cause she pretended to like Jess when Rory introduced him to her
'Cause she's hot and wealthy
'Cause she told Lorelai that not everything is about her'
'Cause she knew from the beginning that Luke and Lorelai are a match made in heaven'
'Cause she wants to throw the old harpy's carcass in a ditch and let a wolverine eat her.
'Cause today she learned how to make mojitos'
'Cause Emily knows that either Chris or Luke will be the one for Lorelai
'Cause she offered Lorelai the money for her house without Lorelai asking for it
'Cause she began to cry and couldn't get out of bed for a month when she found out that Lorelai had left her forever
'Cause she wasn't afraid to make a scene when Lorelai drove to hospital to give birth all on her own
'Cause she told Straub, that "it is certainly NOT an option for Lorelai, to not have Rory"
'Cause she didn't care if her mother-in-law thought she was the "whore of Babylon"
'Cause she wont fly anything else than first class to Europe
'Cause she drives a Jaguar
'Cause she admires Lorelai's life
'Cause she wanted Richard to teach Rory how to play golf
'Cause she ate her dinner at a bar, just like a hooker
'Cause she let Lorelai fix her skirt with a paper-clip
'Cause she wanted to have Friday night dinners with her family
'Cause she wanted to get Rory a birthday present that she would like
'Cause she was truly hurt when Lorelai paid back the loan
'Cause she would go on a roller coaster with Richard, but he had to hold her hand
'Cause Richard said she has a presence that can't be ignored
'Cause she told Richard to "Come Home"
'Cause she is our favorite
'Cause she still thinks she is young enough to date men
'Cause she cried after the date because she felt guilty
'Cause she designed Rory´s 2nd room in NSYNC-style
'Cause she tries to organize a date for Single Rory
'Cause she thinks Lorelai´s chest is "yummy"
'Cause she was "the other woman"
'Cause she gets along with Michel very well
'Cause she never thought of Lorelai as a prude
'Cause she's very competitive
'Cause she elbowed C.C. Everetts AFTER the game
'Cause she's the cobra
'Cause she knows how to eavesdrop without being seen.
'Cause there is nothing in the world Emily is better at than getting someone to agree to something that in any other universe, they would never ever consider
'Cause Emily's had bad days too
'Cause She just won't "Shut-UP!"
'Cause she loves Richard's new ring-tone
'Cause the secret code is still 1-1-1-1-1
'Cause she finally found a use for the Post-It's Richard bought her in 2x20
'Cause of the things she gets done before 8:30 in the morning
'Cause she thinks that 'a swim would be good'
'Cause she skinny dipped w/ an overcoat.
'Cause bumping Constance Batterton is a win-win
'Cause she politely shredded Shira to pieces
'Cause she's obsessed by Birkin Bags!
'Cause she loves to paint
'Cause she allowed the girls to be barefoot in the living-room
'Cause she wanted to buy a plane
'Cause she didn't loose Lorelai
'Cause she freaked out when Rory left
'Cause she finally got dinner at Lorelai's house
'Cause she can see Luke and Lorelai together
'Cause she played cards with Sissy
'Cause she's the one talking sense into Lorelai
'Cause she wants to buy Lorelai's dream house for her
'Cause she touches Lorelai's shoulder in such an affectionate way
'Cause she can she her daughter's feelings, even when she's blind
'Cause she knows that everything's off tonight
'Cause Richard still gets jealous of Dr Handsome
'Cause she made Lynnie miss her own Mom
'Cause she's such a drama queen
'Cause she's our Mrs Onassis
'Cause she's not sure whether ot not she's fired Gerta
'Cause she pinches Lorelai and tells her to be quiet till dessert
'Cause she's blind and waiting
'Cause spaghetti and meatballs are just too much excitement
'Cause she declared Straub to be a big ass.
'Cause she made sure Rory knew that her existence was not a dissapointment.
'Cause she can look at a plane if she wants to look at a plane!
'Cause she admitted that Rory is spoiled.

feel free to add your reasons to the list

Emily/Kelly Bishop Links
Kelly Bishop Fanlisting
Emily Fanlisting
Kelly Bishop - One of a kind An unofficial Website

Emily Centered Fics (that at least two Vicious Trollops agree on adding to the list)
Crisis of a Marriage by lilienprinzessin
Emily's Secret by lilienprinzessin
What I overheard... by lilienprinzessin
History Repeats by Alise Andrews
The Cedar Chest by Alise Andrews
The Story of Us by Alise Andrews
A Night for Friendship by Alise Andrews
What We Didn't See by Alise Andrews
Second Chances by Alise Andrews
A Definitive Line by RACHELorLORELAI
Tis the Season by rayann
If You Only Knew by gilmoregirl1979
An LL series, Emily Says Hello 4 by PandorasHollow
An LL series, Excluded 3 by PandorasHollow
Back to Before by Erin Kaye Hashet
Marvelous Years, English by Sony31
Deconstruction by derangedfool
The Ring on Her Finger by Curlsue24
Ghost Love Score by Natalia DeLuca
Chanel and Herrera by jlangblues
Gilmore Beginnings by Nerin
Somebody to Have by ChiisanaAnisa
A Mother's Duty by Misha
Pictures by WellDeservedObscurity
Emily by Rismonstar
A Study of Motherhood in Black and Grey by another-juxtaposition
Tradition by RebeccaMarie
Bejeweled Genitalia by Eleanor J.
Miracles happen when it snows by VoyICJ
Don't Make Me Say Goodbye by VoyICJ
Family Ties by Emily85
Emily talks by Emily 85
Moments like these by RiskaSG
One Stormy Afternoon in Two Different Diners by DebbieB
You May Think I Don't Understand, But I do by Joeysangel1534
CD Series Part II: Next plane out by A-Karana
Do Over by Cybertwinkee
Choix by trixieblue
Three generations of Gilmore temperament by ainie
Izzy and Dodo – A Love Story by softydog88

General Fics with a really good portrayal of Emily (at least in the opinion of us Vicious Trollops)
The Gilmore way by ainie
Gilmore Sisters by ainie
Friday Night Surprises by CD DeLorenzo
Say Goodbye, Say Hello by fruvous
The Girls of Summer by fruvous
Tethered by fruvous
Scenes from a Marriage by gjoni
Becoming Family by llanoestacado
Separation Anxiety by Lula Bo
Everything Old Is New Again by Lula Bo
It doesn't make any sense by ProFfeSseR
The whole package by ProFfeSser
Where The Colors Show by Puffing Noise
For All The Right Reasons by driftingatdusk
The Snow White of Fair by TivoforSteavo

Richard Fics (with a good portrayal of Emily of course)
Richard's Thoughts by AliseAndrews
I am her husband by Curlsue24
Richard's Story, May 1984 by dustylil
I Remember Goodbye by fulfilled
In her Eyes by HeartGilmoreGrls

Reconciler Adult Fics - if you were grossed out by the thought of seeing them in bed in 601 - don't click here ;)
Just Like Judy Garland by MinervaFan
Second Honeymoon by MinervaFan

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Vicious Trollops (Emily Fans)

#1 Shoegal (Sunny)
#2 oywllalrdy (Kris)
#3 Collaroy-Beach
#4 Lookin For Luke (Vicky)
#5 Javababe (Samantha)
#6 jennarose (Jenna)
#7 Mareike
#8 Line
#9 gambit221
#10 Janetmaca (Janet)
#11 fuzzycerts
#12 Gilmoracholic
#13 True Daisy lover4ever
#14 ilovetheshins
#15 allyanndanes (Caro)
#16 **Maddy** (Natalia)
#17 cmbarrytx (Colleen)
#18 newoldfan
#19 Miss GoodManners (Ellie)
#20 pinkpaisley (Yvonne)
#21 JavaAngel86 (Cat)
#22 Biscotti (Lil)
#23 AliseAndrews (Alise)
#24 milktea_05
#25 Lore2
#26 cybertwinkee
#27 hollowpoet (Rachel)
#28 Riska (Franziska)
#29 sevill13 (Aurora)
#30 Paper Hearts (Emma)
#31 LilliMarilli (Marie)
#32 LiteratiFan0624
#33 gilmoresfan
#34 Pennilyn
#35 IncaJ. (Inca)
#36 beckytm
#37 Lor-baby
#38 kirstyn
#39 Dani7
#40 Valerie4
#41 LL-Freak
#42 Japy28 (Jenny)
#43 Marybelle
#44 TalulaChristian
#45 Zutfan05
#46 labrador
#47 ainie (Ane)
#48 pimbolina (Sandra)
#49 Denise
#50 Mlillard (Mel)
#51 luv2lobu
#52 _virgo_
#53 catkirk (Christine)
#54 EJL

Past thread titles
#1 ~ 'Cause Emily is the mother we all want to have
#2 ~ 'Cause the secret code is 11 1 11
#3 ~ 'Cause she is really dangerous - ask her maids
#4 ~ 'Cause they reconciled all night
#5 ~ 'Cause She deserves to be the Favourite
#6 ~ 'Cause Kelly deserves an Emmy
#7 ~ 'Cause she's a presence that can't be ignored
#8 ~ 'Cause Richard can't wait to have her
#9 ~ 'Cause she makes copies of her post-its
#10 ~ 'Cause she loves Richard's new ring tone
#11 ~ 'Cause she's too good for you, Mr Gilmore!
#12 ~ 'Cause the hiatus gives hope for a happy end
#13 ~ 'Cause she's the mother's mother
#14 ~ 'Cause she's the most frivolous witch with a 'B'
#15 ~ 'Cause Lorelai bowed to the Queen
#16 ~ Anybody seen our Emily?
#17 ~ 'Cause she hasn't fired Gerta - YET!
#18 ~ Hiatus sucks, Emily rocks!
#19 ~ 'Cause she fancies handsome doctors
#20 ~ 'Cause she's the third Gilmore girl
#21 ~ 'Cause we liked Driving Miss Gilmore
#22 ~ 'Cause her hair is always talkworthy
#23 ~ 'Cause she's the only Emmy GG needs
#24 ~ 'Cause we would love to go shopping with her
#25 ~ 'Cause she deserves real Valium
#26 ~ Richard **** to ****, Emily **** to ****

Emily is definitely the third Gilmore Girl. Kelly Bishop is an outstanding actress, and her performance in every single episode she's in is just great.

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