Leighton Meester - Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #10:Because they make us all optimistic!

**NOLA504** · 11-21-2010, 09:50 AM

Cabbage Patch Kids

10 threads

of

Dan Humphrey & Blair Waldorf

It's been a strange journey for Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf. Blair didn't even know who Dan was until he started
seeing her best friend, Serena van der Woodsen. Blair made it clear that she felt the Brooklynite was beneath her and wasn't afraid to make fun of him.
Along the way, they've traded snarky insults but actually became sort of friends. Dan has given her advice even when she didn't necessarily want it.
Time will tell on whether these two will genuinely ever really like each other.

Shippers;
01. -Louise-
02. Babss
03. AnEarlessWorld
04. Centerfinn
05. TessShipper
06. Undeniable
07. forever young
08. falls from the skies
09. brucasalways
10. autumn_hope
11. SweetSymphony
12. Antiquity
13. Nida
14. Blair.
15. lost in you
16. revolution.
17. xlennie
18. howmuchforhappy
19. useless
20. SweetP
21. Dont_Speak
22. only midnight
23. pretty passion
24. that_70s_gurl101
25. ordinaryday
26. Tutorgirlx
27. ComeAwayWithMe
28. thegoodbyegirl
29. xelanoops
30. LoveIS
31. heroes_and_oth_fan
32. Thaly
33. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
34. Malana
35. V-Nessa
36. ~Phoenix~
37. Lazy
38. upchitzcreek
39. chadsprincess1
40. B.Scott
41. Periwinkles
42. starblake
43. Lennie1984
44. protectthecats
45. jeli-deli
46. othfreek4ever
47. Virginie_GW
48. Touldengal
49. Noctambule
50. *brooke*
51. AggiesloveZikki
52. aggieduchess10
53. K.Corinne
54. Adie010
55. Rusted Silhouette
56. Icey_
57. bilson_xo
58. BA4eva
59. 4brathan&brucas
60. emilie.s2.derena
61. kylie2060
62. SergeantPepper
63. sashanaa
64. emostef
65. Andra
66. *CopperBoom*
67. ElleGossip
68. gems81
69. obsessedwithagron
70. 4biddenluv
71. bickering love
72. courrrtnnneeey
73. J0uliia
74. ochichernye
75. insertusernamehere
76. BlairCorneliaWaldorfBass
77. Kiss of Death
78. B.Chambers
79. NOLA504
80. P&B4ever
81. Scheming Star
82. SkateGirl88
83. ladybug11
84. courtneybangelcakes
85. BrathanSupporter
86.Deiaa
87.twoofus
88.RickyandChucklover1
89.Love.You.Madly
90.ccj
91.TotalDenial
92.flipped
93.blazing star
94.~AIR~
95.memory91
96.Miss Fate
97.DiagonalZipper
98.hlgreenie
99.ClaAya
100.cw72
101.CordeliaFitzgerald
102.swampophelia

Reasons;
1. Because she already got her 'cabbage patch' a nickname.
2. Because Blair is the only one who knows about Dan's Mother
3. Because he didn't have to tell her but he felt right doing so
4. Because it started off with one simple handshake
5. Because they can relate to each other whether they admit it or not
6. Because she's starting to warm up to our lonely Boy
7. Because he came there on his own
8. Because he just knew that she needed someone
9. Because he told her a secret and she kept it
10. Because he saw the real Blair and he didn't mind
11. Because no one gets to call him Cabbage Patch except her
12. Because you know what they say, brunettes do it better
13. Because "even if it didn't change anything" he still sat with her
14. Because he gave her the courage to stand up to her Mom

Dan: Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric?
Jenny: I— It may have come up.
Dan: You can't trust those people, Jen. Don't tell them anything.

Dan: She's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the
Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mots tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.

Dan: She is. I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back.

Dan: I thought you wanted to be on the sidelines here. I thought you wanted to be here for
your friend, Blair. You know, we were going to get craft service and I'd have your full attention.

And let me guess, your wicked step-sister's Blair Waldorf.

Dan: Serena. Are you really taking relationship advice from Blair?

Dan: I opened the cranberries. My work is done. How's Blair's?

Dan to Blair: See you later, Waldorf.

Dan: Look Blair, I know you had your sights set on Yale but this Skull and Bones thing is a little much, don't you think?
Blair: Maybe. But it works. Every time.

Blair: ...Where's Serena?
Dan: Uh, I don't know, but I bet Chuck does.
Blair: Ugh. Well, I'll try to save a seat for her.
Dan: Yeah, I'll ... I'll keep calling.

Dan: I'm still worried about Jenny.
Blair: You mean because she's self-obsessed, self-serving, self-centered, self...
Dan: No. No, I wish it was about her and her ... self ... But it's more about who she's with. I can't get through
to her. I tried, and she just completely blew me off. And she dissed my pants.
Blair: Maybe I underestimated her.

Blair: Dan Humphrey. Just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You're dirty!
Dan: Wha... Uh, what are you talking about?
Blair: Cheating, drinking, drugs, It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark.
How did squeaky-clean Humphrey even come up with that?
Dan: I didn't come up with anything.
Blair: Oh my God, you know something. Spill it.
Dan: Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.
Blair: So it's true? Who was he kissing?
Dan: I don't know. I don't... I don't know. I couldn't see. But what does that even matter?
Blair: Right now Gossip Girl's credibility is the same as Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
But if I can prove that his duplicity is more than just a rumor, then they'll break up. That's what you want, isn't it?
Dan: Well yeah, I guess. Yeah...
Blair: Asher's just using your sister as a cover. It's your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
Dan: And you're in this to help Jenny?
Blair: Motive is irrelevant as long as our endgame is the same.
Dan: No, Blair, this is not a game to me, okay? I don't want her to get hurt.
Blair: Well, you should've thought that through before you told all of Manhattan that Jenny's a glorified hag.
Dan: You know what? I... You're on your own. I'm done.
Blair: Suit yourself.

Dan: Voice mail.
Blair: Okay, like we talked about.
Dan: Hey, hey, it's me. D. Um, after you left, Serena and I got in a huge fight, and... And she said all
this crazy stuff. I honestly don't know what to believe, but... But what I do know is I want to see you. So, uh, call me. (Hangs up.)
Blair: Excellent work. She's totally calling back.
Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it. Right on schedule.

Blair: Humphrey, you are a born liar.
Dan: Thanks, I think.
Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius. Anything you wanna tell me?
Dan: Uh, no. Like you said, just born to lie.

Dan: Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant but he's still a man.
Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that.
Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting.
Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke.

Dan: So, she actually refers to him as The Lord?

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey
is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: The point is who dates first wins and with your ex
being Dan Humphrey you win by default.

Dan: You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really?

Dan: You okay?
Blair: I just feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I want to start again, so...thanks for bringing me, Humphrey.
Dan: Oh, uh, yeah - well, you know, I would just like to think that if I needed it,
somebody
would do the same for me. Though let's be honest, we both know
it wouldn't be you.Oh, no headbands in college... okay?

Dan: Hey, you okay?
Blair: No, I'm not... why do you even care? You've always thought the worst of Chuck and me. You think we're horrible, depraved, soulless..
Dan: I may have used, uh, all of those words at one point or another but I - I'm sorry,
I'm not following... what's going on? Did Chuck - did Chuck do something?
Blair: No, it's not just what he did. It's what I did. This whole time I was blaming him, but it was me too. I've become the person you always thought I was.
Dan: Look Blair, you're not - I don't think you're that bad of a person. Maybe not my type, but you're not terrible...
and whatever it is that happened between you and Chuck, I'm sure you can fix it because if there's a pair meant for one another, you know, it's you two.
Blair: You're absolutely right. Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck... who else could love me after what I've become?
Thank you for helping me see it, Humphrey.
Your ice is melting.

Dan: Just to clarify,I do think you deserve to be with someone who makes you happy.
Blair: Well coming as it does from someone who dates Vanessa Abrams, it means very little to me, but still...thank you, Humphrey.
Dan: Care for a dance?
Blair: I guess.

Videos;
YouTube - Gossip Girl - Dan & Blair
YouTube - Blair and Dan Gossip Girl Fan Video - Survive Gabrielle
YouTube - Gossip Girl - What About Now - Dan & Blair
YouTube - Gossip Girl - Dan & Blair - Your Boyfriend Sucks

Future titles;

Because we want more Dan/Blair Scenes!

Because they respect each other

Because they would never admit they like each other

Because they make us all optimistic

When everything else fails, we can count on DB